Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the ABC late night show thought it would be fun to have the cast of Avengers play Family Feud and they were so wrong. Funny yes, fun no!
First they didn’t know how to play the game, they kept helping each other guess the answers. To make matters worse, they didn’t even know how to answer the questions. You know it’s bad when Mark Ruffalo got a strike when he was asked, “Name the worst place to turn into the Incredible Hulk?” The latest actor to play Bruce Banner said, “A telephone booth.” Seriously dude, even Lou Ferrigno Hulked out when he heard that answer and he was in a telephone booth.
The game went so poorly that Jimmy Kimmel decalred, “I’m the worst game show host ever!”
Even though it was a big old fail, it is still fun to watch!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “I told my family don’t pull the plug on me as long as I can still what?” James proudly said, “Get aroused!” Harvey does what Harvey does so brilliantly, and then it was time to see if it the answer was on the board.
So was it? Yes it was, but the writers of the game show referred to it as, “Make my worm squirm.”
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that would he harder to do if you had a really fat tongue?” Lindsey told the Family Feud host, “I really don’t want to do this, but, um, sex.” Then she added, “I don’t have to be that specific, right?” All Harvey could do was stand there flustered and say, “Oh my Gd! Where is this going?” Then when she found out that she didn’t have to be more specific, she asked if they could it edit out her answer. Sadly, they couldn’t and even sadder for her is that the answer was not on board.
On that note, the reason why she didn’t have to be more specific is because “tongue wrestling” was already on the board.
Now, let’s analyze having a fat tongue in reference to Lindsey’s answer. For one sex, it is a good thing. For the other sex, it could be a mouthful of complications! But we already knew that because we have been picturing it since we heard her answer!
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “We talked to 100 men, if you were a hospital patient what would you rather have a female nurse do for you than a male nurse.” Sixteen year old Anthony told the host, “You see, I got groin problems…I probably, check my groin.” It wasn’t only that he said the answer, he was also demonstrating what he wanted her to do to him.
The fact that he did that on national television, proves that he is a teenage boy. Plus, he was just so cute as he let his hormones answer the question for him!
The other day on Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “Name a place where you panic if the toilet didn’t flush after you used it.” Kate guessed that that place would be at a new lover’s home. After the host saw that the answer was on the board, he shared a story about an experience that happened to him that was just like her answer.
Back when he was in college, he went out with a girl that he thought was way out of his league. Trying to impress her, he went to a Creole restaurant. He wasn’t familiar with the food and ordered a lot of spicy food. When they were done eating, he went to drop her off at her house. She invited upstairs and that is when his stomach had a message for him. When natures calls, you have to answer it. He went into her bathroom, did his business and then the toilet didn’t flush. His dinner started to come out of the bowl. He panicked and grabbed the trashcan to capture the overflowing water. Then it started to fill up, so he dumped the contents into the bathtub. After an hour and a half he finally was able to emerge from the bathroom. The girl then asked him what was all over his pants, turns out some of the stuff splashed all over him.
Needless to say he didn’t get a second date, but we got a first rate story! Poor Steve Harvey!
