Steve Harvey asked Tarak on Family Feud, “We talked to 100 men, admit it, just once you would like to tell your wife, she’s what?” He didn’t hesitate, even though he knew this answer was going to get him in trouble, as he smiled and said, “She’s fat.”
You see, the reason why it took a lot of balls for him to answer that question that way, is not only was wife standing next to him, she is also very pregnant. He knew that, but he still thought it was a good answer even though the host tried to explain to him it wasn’t worth the money.
Tarak didn’t learn his lesson because later on on the show, Harvey asked, “Name a kind of place that might have mirrors installed on the ceiling.” Mike buzzed in, but then decided not to answer the question. Tarak barely waited for Harvey to call on him before he yelled out, “Strip club!”
Things are going to be real awkward between Tarak and Sneha when they get home. Money or no money.
Family Feud wanted to know, “Give me another name for mistress?” Sandy knew the answer, so she hit the buzzer like a married man would hit his mistress. When Steve Harvey pointed at her to tell him what she thought that word was, she proudly guessed, “Your whore!” She didn’t second guess herself and held her head up high as everyone laughed. Was she right? Believe it or not, it was the second highest answer on the board. How was it not #1?
Now, what makes this answer even more incredible that came from Miss Sandy, is the fact that she is a Church-going Librarian. The influence that Fifty Shades of Grey has had on libraries is starting to show its effects. I like it.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Tell me another way people say Mother?” It started off good, but then he got to a contestant that made him wish he could say Mother followed by a curse word on the show. You know that expression I am talking about.
With Mom/Mommy and Mama already on the board, guessing the other two answers up there proved to be very hard for the Patterson Family. Yolanda went first with Nanny. I thought that was just a Beverly Hills thing, but I guess other people consider their nannies their moms too.
Anyways, next up was Cecilia who said, “Nana,” like na-na and it was not there.
Now, is when we get to the trouble contestant. When the host asked Shelia the question she said, “Nanna,” like Anna. Which she thought was different than Nana because of the way she said it. The producers told her no, that is the same thing. So he asked her again and she guessed, “Ma-me,” which is another way to pronounce Mommy.
At this point, Harvey asked the Pattersons, “Are y’all crazy?” He was referring them to saying the same thing but with different pronunciations. They laughed because what else could they do at this point.
The producers wanted to get back to the show, so Harvey again asked Shelia the question. This time she went with, “Mommy.” You can tell he was getting frustrated, so he went on one of his funny rants where he said the word Mommy as many ways as possible, so she would not guess that answer again.
What did she do when he asked her this time, she proudly yelled out, “Nana!” He was delirious at this point, so he went straight to the audience to talk to them about it. But before he came back to Shelia, he broke out into song. What song? Appropriately, it is Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye.
And now he was ready to say goodbye to all of Shelia’s guesses, but he had to ask her one more time. This time she responded with, “Well Steve, I would say Mom but the answer Mom is already up there.” To which, the defeated host told everyone, “Let’s just flip that sh!t over!”
With that the Patterson got their third strike and a place in Harvey’s memory box for the Mother or is it Mommy or is it Mame or is it Nanna or is it Nana of all answers ever given on the show.
On a positive note, at least she never once guessed, “Mother!”
There is a new birth control implant that men can get in their scrotum that stops the flow of sperm. The device was created by a carpenter and it works with the push of a button. We can’t get a man to put on condom, how can we trust him to push the button. Although, as a woman, I know how to push all of a man’s buttons!!!
Now back to the device, I didn’t know about it until Steve Harvey talked about it on his daytime talk show. Being a man, the concept of putting a button in his scrotum made him very uncomfortable. Kind of like women watching that Doritos commercial during the Super Bowl.
Family Feud asked on 100 men, “You kiss a woman’s cheek on the first date. Where do you kiss her on the third?” Rod Stowers anxiously buzzed in and said, “On the lips!” When that answer was the #1 answer on the board, he did a happy handshake with his brother. Even though, that is not the lips I get kissed on a third date, but that is for another post!
Rod’s sister Letitia, is a lot like me. When Steve Harvey asked her the question, she said, “Breastesess!” Yes, it was on the board! Although, I think that is a second date thing, but some girls like to wait until the third.
Was the other lips on the board? I don’t know! I also don’t know if a$$ was on there, but that you men must start kissing before you even get to the lips above the equator. That is if you want to get to everything in between.
