Here’s a shocker Joan Rivers has a problem with the way the actresses dressed on Sunday at the Emmys, but it is not what you think. The woman that some celebs didn’t want on the red carpet Tweeted this, “MEMO TO ALL TV ACTRESSES: Please start dressing like shit at next year’s Emmys or I’ll have nothing to talk about. Thank you!” You know what she is right, except for Heidi Klum all the actresses looked beautiful on the big night and as we know that makes her job very difficult. Personally I hope they don’t listen to her because I liked being envious of all of their dresses and not laughing at the stupid frilly thing they draped on their body. Seriously wasn’t it nice that there wasn’t really a bad dress in the bunch for once?
Drama
Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
Dexter (Showtime)
Friday Night Lights (DirecTV/NBC)
Game of Thrones (HBO)
The Good Wife (CBS)
Mad Men (AMC)
Comedy
The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Glee (Fox)
Modern Family (ABC)
The Office (NBC)
Parks & Recreation (NBC)
30 Rock (NBC)
Actor, drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights (DirecTV)
Michael C. Hall, Dexter (Showtime)
Jon Hamm, Mad Men (AMC)
Hugh Laurie, House (Fox)
Timothy Olyphant, Justified (FX)
Actress, drama
Kathy Bates, Harry’s Law (NBC)
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights (DirecTV)
Mireille Enos, The Killing (AMC)
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU (NBC)
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife (CBS)
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men (AMC)
Actor, comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock (NBC)
Louis CK, Louie (FX)
Steve Carell, The Office (NBC)
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes (Showtime)
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Actress, comedy
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie (Showtime)
Tina Fey, 30 Rock (NBC)
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly (CBS)
Laura Linney, The Big C (Showtime)
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope (Fox)
Amy Poehler, Parks & Recreation (NBC)
Supporting actor, drama
Andre Braugher, Men of a Certain Age (TNT)
Josh Charles, The Good Wife (CBS)
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife (CBS)
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones (HBO)
Walton Goggins, Justified (FX)
John Slattery, Mad Men (AMC)
Supporting actress, drama
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife (CBS)
Michelle Forbes, The Killing (AMC)
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men (AMC)
Margo Martindale, Justified (FX)
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
Archie Punjabi, The Good Wife (CBS)
Supporting actor, comedy
Ty Burrell, Modern Family (ABC)
Chris Colfer, Glee (Fox)
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family (ABC)
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family (ABC)
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family (ABC)
Supporting actress, comedy
Julie Bowen, Modern Family (ABC)
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock (NBC)
Jane Lynch,Glee (Fox)
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family (ABC)
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland (TV Land)
Kristin Wiig, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Actor, miniseries or movie
Edgar Ramirez, Carlos (Sundance)
Greg Kinnear, The Kennedys (Reelz)
Barry Pepper, The Kennedys (Reelz)
Idris Elba, Luther (BBC America)
Laurence Fishburne, Thurgood (HBO)
William Hurt, Too Big to Fail (HBO)
Guest actor, drama
Bruce Dern, Big Love (HBO)
Beau Bridges, Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife (CBS)
Paul McCrane, Harry’s Law (NBC)
Jeremy Davies, Justified (FX)
Robert Morse, Mad Men (AMC)
Guest actress, drama
Cara Buono, Mad Men (AMC)
Mary McDonnell, The Closer (TNT)
Joan Cusack, Shameless (Showtime)
Loretta Devine, Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
Randee Heller, Mad Men (AMC)
Julia Stiles, Dexter (Showtime)
Alfre Woodard, True Blood (HBO)
Guest actor, comedy
Will Arnett, 30 Rock (NBC)
Matt Damon, 30 Rock (NBC)
Idris Elba, The Big C (Showtime)
Zach Galifianakis, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Nathan Lane, Modern Family (ABC)
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Guest actress, comedy
Elizabeth Banks, 30 Rock (NBC)
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee (Fox)
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee (Fox)
Cloris Leachman, Raising Hope (Fox)
Gwyneth Paltrow, Glee (Fox)
Variety, musical or comedy
The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)
Conan (TBS)
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NBC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO)
Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Animated
The Cleveland Show (Fox)
Futurama (Comedy Cental)
Robot Chicken (Cartoon Network)
The Simpsons (Fox)
South Park (Comedy Central)
Reality-competition
American Idol (Fox)
The Amazing Race (CBS)
Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
Project Runway (Lifetime)
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)
Top Chef (Bravo)
Reality host
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race (CBS)
Jeff Probst, Survivor (CBS)
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol (Fox)
To see my reaction to the crappy nominations then click here!
Actor, miniseries or a movie
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack (HBO)
Directing, miniseries or a movie
Mick Jackson, Temple Grandin (HBO)
Actress, miniseries or a movie
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin (HBO)
Writing, miniseries or a movie
Adam Mazer, You Don’t Know Jack (HBO)
Supporting actor, movie or miniseries
David Strathairn, Temple Grandin (HBO)
Supporting actress, movie and miniseries
Julia Ormond, Temple Grandin (HBO)
Bob Hope Humanitarian Award
George Clooney
Variety, music or comedy series
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)
Director, variety, music or comedy special
Bucky Gunts, Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games (NBC)
Writing, variety, music or comedy special
The 63rd Annual Tony Awards (CBS)
Lead actress, drama series
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer (TNT)
Directing, drama series
Steve Shill, Dexter (Showtime)
Lead actor, drama series
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad (AMC)
Supporting actress, drama series
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife (CBS)
Supporting actor, drama series
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad (AMC)
Writing, drama series
Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy, Mad Men (AMC)
Reality competition
Top Chef (Bravo)
Lead actress, comedy series
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie (Showtime)
Lead actor, comedy series
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Directing in a comedy series
Ryan Murphy, Glee (Fox)
Supporting actress, comedy series
Jane Lynch, Glee (Fox)
Writing for a comedy series
Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family (ABC)
Supporting actor, comedy series
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family (ABC)
Tonight’s big winner was television because there were so many new comers that so richly deserved their Emmy statuette. The biggest and best surprise were the comedies! Congrats to Modern Family, Eric Stonestreet, Steve Levitan, Glee, Jane Lynch and Jim Parsons for winning the Emmys they earned for excellence. Thank you to Modern Family for really reviving sitcoms, Steve and Christopher Lloyd (not the Taxi one) for your great show and I am so happy Emmys recognized you! About time Jane Lynch won because she has been one of the most underrated actresses until Glee, she has always stolen the show no matter which one it is! Another big winner, thanks to the comedies, was broadcast television. Except for Edie Falco in Showtime’s Nurse Betty all the winners were on broadcast TV. In drama only CBS’ Archie Panjabi for The Good Wife could say that. HBO dominated the movies’ section, but who really cares about those?
I have to admit, I can’t really complain about this year’s Emmy. Jimmy Fallon also did a good job, largely because that opening numbers was so freaking awesome!
Now when it comes to two big losers tonight The Amazing Race and 30 Rock, I wonder if they are sh!tting a brick that this season will be their last because without Emmy gold to claim as their own this own…will their networks decide that this will be their end? I personally think their Emmys is what has kept them on the air. You know kind of like Ugly Betty, the year that America Fererra wasn’t nominated again (even though she never deserved any of them), the show was axed from ABC’s line up.
I have been wondering how Jimmy Fallon got the coveted spot of hosting the Emmys and it looks like we know how? The Late Night host Tweeted this picture of him with Emmy in what looks like a compromising position. Poor Emmy if she saw him in his skin tight winter Olympic body suit, she would’ve held out for Stephen Colbert who really could fill out the suit.
BTW actually I understood why he got the job after I saw him on the America’s Got Talent on Wednesday, he really impress the sh!t out of me!
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Out of all the cast members from Glee that I would think they would sit next to Betty White, Matthew Morrison was no where near the top of my list. I would’ve liked to have seen her sitting next to Jane Lynch because I love both funny ladies and as we the viewers watch the telecast we can only imagine what the two talented actresses would be saying about everyone else in the room. But now we won’t be able to picture that because she is sitting next to Mr Schue instead and he just doesn’t scream funny and warm to me. I could be wrong, but he is not someone I think deserves that prime seat. They should have given that seat to Neil Patrick Harris, who along with the Golden Girl, won Emmys this weekend for their guest starring roles. NPH won for Glee (which I say is a travesty because that gold statuette should’ve gone to Mike O’Malley) and Miss White won for Saturday Night Live. Guess Facebook knows who is Emmy worthy!!!