Let’s face it, we all love eating Cheetos. However, we all hate the mess they make. You leave bright orange fingerprints all over the place. Which makes you a little hesitant to eat them.
Not anymore! Ellen DeGeneres has the same problems as we do, but she has the money to solve that problem. Today, she revealed the three inventions that she came up with to make eating Cheetos less messy. Orange you excited to see what she came up with it?
There is just one downfall, all three of the prototypes failed. Hopefully, they will work the kinks out of the Ches Dispenser because I really want to french kiss Chester Cheetah for a Cheeto.
A few weeks ago, Jackson Rickun shared a video scaring his friend Nick Lehmann over and over and over again. Well, as soon as Ellen DeGeneres saw that she had to have him on her show because she loves to freak people out. Today, was the day that she got to have some fun with him.
As soon as Nick walked in, she hid out in his green room’s bathroom and said hi to him in her own special way. In other words, she jumped up and screamed at him. That was the first time she made him jump out of his skin.
I say first because during their interview she went on to scare him six more times. How he did not have a heart attack, I do not know because it looked like it was close.
Since she did not kill him, I am sure she is going to send him into a haunted house with her producer Andy just to watch them both poop in their pants. I already picturing it with a huge smile on my face. Like Ellen, I love to scare people. Hate when it is done to me but love when it happens to others.
Ellen DeGeneres was stiff on her show today. Not as in she was not funny, but as in she has a real pain in the neck. She does not know how it happened, but she knows she can only see straight.
On that note, her chiropractor told her nothing about her “is straight.” You don’t need 8 years of medical school to make that diagnosis.
Oprah Winfrey is on Ellen today and she told Ellen DeGeneres that she was very sick. In fact, she was just cleared to do the show the day before she taped today’s appearance.
Lady O was overseas and when she came back, she was not feeling well. She went to her doctor and he told her she had pneumonia. He gave her some antibiotics and sent her home.
A week goes by and she is actually worse. The doctor tells her to go to a lung specialist, so she does. As soon as the doctor heard her lungs, he had an, “oh 💩” face. He took 18 vials of blood, gave her an inhaler, antibiotics and sent her home.
However, he does not want her dying on his watch. Therefore, he called her every day to make sure she was following his orders. She did. When she went back a week later, she was feeling better. Yet, not as much as her doctor, who thanked her three times for getting better and gave her a hug.
No doctor wants to be the doctor responsible for not saving Oprah. Something that will not happen for many many many decades to come.
Thankfully, she is better now. My dad had pneumonia last year and it is no joke. If you think you have it, go to your doctor immediately.
About two weeks ago, two 2-year-old toddlers took the world wide web by surprise. The best friends excitingly ran to each other and hugged like that they had not seen each other in decades. Since they are barely in their terrible 2’s decades was like 12 hours.
The heartwarming video of the African-American and White kids was seen by millions and millions of people. Of course, Ellen DeGeneres was one of them. Therefore, she flew the two of them out to LA with their parents. Which you knew she was going to do.
She wanted to recreate that moment, so she kept them apart until it was time for them to be on the show. Did she get what she wanted? There is a reason why they say don’t work with kids and animals. Little Maxwell was too shy to do it, while Finnigan decided to go around in circles when they were close.
Even though we did not get the money shot. They got some nice gifts. Shutterfly gave them $10,000 for college and the show gifted them mini-trucks to crash into each other with. They will be the coolest boys in Washinton Heights. Even Lin-Manuel Miranda’s kids will want to hang with them.
How did they meet? About a year ago, Finnigan’s parents were eating at a restaurant in the hood when Maxwell’s family came in. They asked if they could join them at the table and the six of them became fast friends who spend as much time as they can together.
However, they do not go to the same school. Although they get to take the same bus, so they get a little playtime in before they go to work.
Hopefully, they will be friends forever because we all need a friendship like that.
