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You have to be a special kind of awful for Henry Winkler to make fun of you! |
| June 22nd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Henry Winkler. [ Comments: none ]
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If you ask anyone, but Tom Hanks, who is the nicest guy in Hollywood, then they will tell you it is Henry Winkler. Therefore, you have to be really horrible for The Fonz to make a video mocking you.
Well, Donald Trump is that atrocious, so it makes the sense that the actor would make a video mocking the reality star. Winkler wanted to show the world that he has no problem drinking a glass of water with just one hand. Something Trump spent the whole week perfecting before his failed rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
You can say this video was Arthur Fonzerelli’s way of telling Trump to sit on it.
There is another way that Winkler gets under Trump’s skin. Both men are the same age and only one of them still has a gorgeous head of hair that doesn’t require a can of hairspray every day.
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If only this happened during Donald Trump’s St. John’s Church photo op |
| June 3rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]
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I grew with my mother’s side of the family being orthodox. I went to a religious high school (by choice) until I got kicked out for being too secular. In college, I was a religious studies major, even though most of my teachers wish I wasn’t. As you can tell, religion is important to me, and I believe everyone should practice what they want and how they want. I just don’t think anyone should tell anyone else how to do it. Believe me, I still get that from some of my family members.
Another thing I hate is when people fake being religious for personal gain. For example, when Donald Trump used pepper spray, rubber bullets, and military force to get the peaceful protesters to vacate the area in front of the White House for a photo op in front of St. John’s Chruch across the street. Trump held up a Bible upside-down and backside forward for the press to appease his Evangelica base. Instead, he infuriated several religious leaders, including the ones associated with the church and Pat Robertson. You know he is in trouble when that happens.
Back to the photo op., even though Trump was surrounded by cameras, he never opened up the Bible and read anything from it that might calm the anger in America right now. That is because he doesn’t care about religion. Yet his worshippers think his sent from Gd. He literally did a Jim Jones and told them to inject disinfectant to get rid of coronavirus, and they still believe he is the next coming of Christ. Have they not read the ten commandments recently?
I do believe he is a Christ, the antichrist. That is why I was surprised nothing happened to him as he held up the Bible. While in reality, it didn’t. However, Jimmy Kimmel Live showed us what we wanted to happen. I have been saying he didn’t enter the church because if he did, he would spontaneously combust. The church, sadly enough, suffered fire damage from disgraceful looters and didn’t need any more sufferening.
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Nia Vardalos’ PSA about Donald Trump’s comments about injecting disinfectant |
| April 24th, 2020 under Donald Trump, Nia Vardalos. [ Comments: none ]
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|  Nia Vardalos/Twitter
Yesterday, Donald Trump misunderstood the comments by one of his aides and suggested they research blasting UV light in the body or injecting disinfectants into the lungs to kill Coronavirus. Needless to say people were, well, shocked. We are also afraid that some people might take his idea literally like that one couple who drank fish cleaner.
Several people took to social media to let others know not to do that. One of the best memes came from Nia Vardalos. The actress wanted people to know that while her movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding recommended Windex for everything, it is not for killing the COVID-19. You can use it for bee stings, as I did in pinch, but you need to keep it external.
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The production company behind Parasite drops the mic on Donald Trump |
| February 20th, 2020 under Donald Trump, Oscars. [ Comments: none ]
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Donald Trump had one his bizarre rants at a rally tonight. He went off on the movie Parasite because it won Best Picture at the Oscars this year. He does not understand why a movie from South Korea won the award. Did he see it? Nope. He just doesn’t like it because the country is not giving in to his stupid trade war.
Well, when NEON, who produces the film, heard that he bashed their Oscar-winning film, they had the perfect response for him. They wrote, “Understandable, he can’t read.” Unless someone reads that tweet to him, he will never know about it. However, we will. Because we do read.
Now, let’s talk about him saying it should’ve been Gone with the Wind. I thought he hated the wind because it blows whatever is left of his hair revealing how bald and how white his skin is.
Oh, and even though Sunset Boulevard was nominated for 11 Oscars, it did not win Best Picture. However, just like he will always be impeached and a Razzie winner, Parasite will always be the Oscar’s Best Picture of 2019.
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Donald Trump is right, there is a rat in the White House |
| October 1st, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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I guess there really are rats in the White House because today a baby mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on NBC’s Peter Alexander lap. Since Rachel Maddow was not there for him to give the exclusive to, he ran in to press room to see who would be a good alternate.
Since nothing has happened there in months, Shannon Pettypiece and the press got so excited they chased after him like he was Bob Mueller finally making an appearance there with some new information. All of them hoping to get the scoop and not having to scoop up after him.
Since he is a White House employee born in this administration, he was out of there before anyone knew his name. However, the pool got his name and it is Liddle’ Fuzzball. No word if he is the whistleblower, but he obviously knows something.
Let’s get serious for a moment. You know things are really going down at the WH over the impeachment proceedings because the rats are literally jumping ship.
To see Liddle’ (with a dash and not an apostrophe) Fuzzball’s face, then click here!
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