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Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle’s
September 23rd, 2020 under British Royals, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


We all know that Donald Trump has the maturity of a toddler who cannot yet talk. Because of that, he says moronic things on an hourly basis.

Today, after declaring that he won’t accept the election results if he loses, a reporter asked him what he thought of TAFKAP Harry and Meghan Markle telling people to vote for Joe Biden.

The immature baby said, “I’m not a fan of hers. And I would say this, and she has probably heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry because he is going to need it.”

At least Harry doesn’t have to pay women to have sex with him. Plus, the one woman who married him wants to be married to him. Many, many women would marry Harry because of the man he is, and not just because he says he is a billionaire.

Harry doesn’t need luck when it comes to the women department. He will be fine with Markle. Trump, on the other hand, needs luck in so many different aspects of his life. He proves that money does not buy happiness or class. However, it will buy him sex with porn stars and their silence.

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Chris Cuomo calls Donald Trump out on his 🐂💩
July 16th, 2020 under Donald Trump, The Cuomo Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Last week. Donald Trump invited the head of Goya to the White House. When the executive was there, he praised the president, and people called for a boycott of his products.

On Tuesday, Ivanka Trump posed with a can of their beans from inside the White House, which is something that she is not allowed to do. Since we know the Trumps don’t follow the rules, he one-upped his daughter-wife by posing with a bunch of their products in the Oval Office on the resolute desk.

As soon as Chris Cuomo saw that he was pissed, and he called out Trump on his primetime show. Cuomo said, “You tell me how a president in the middle of a pandemic, has time for this 🐂💩. Are you kidding me?” We all wish he was, but Trump only cares about a few things, himself, his money, and pissing people off. He succeeded with the latter by posing for this picture.

However, no one as much as Cuomo, who said a word on CNN you are not supposed to say. Watch Trump’s supporters be more mad about the word 🐂💩 than the ethic violation their cult leader and his daughter-wife committed. Sad.

BTW when is trump going to hock Kool-Aid, or is that too obvious?

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Is Donald Trump getting back at TikTok fans for pranking him?
July 8th, 2020 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

@lance210

If you haven’t heard yet..

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Remember when Donald Trump’s campaign said that a million people signed up for the Tulsa, Oklahoma rally, and not even 1% of that showed up. According to reports, the reason why the numbers were so inflated is K-Pop and TikTok fans signed up for tickets with no intention of going.

That was a few weeks ago, and we know that Trump holds a grudge. Now, CNBC is reporting that Mike Pompeo is saying they might ban TikTok in the States. They blame China, but I think it is Trump acting like the baby that he is.

I need my TikTok. I need to see how Lance’s grandmother beats him up after he pranks her. I need to hear teens tell their parents dirty jokes. I need easy recipes. I need floof updates. On that note, my cat agrees with banning TikTok. She is sick of hearing kitties meow. She is afraid I am going to bring one home. She also hates me trying all of the cat challenges on her, so she refuses to do them.

Back to TikTok, don’t you dare take it away from us. We need it. Do you think they should ban it?

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You have to be a special kind of awful for Henry Winkler to make fun of you!
June 22nd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Henry Winkler. [ Comments: none ]


If you ask anyone, but Tom Hanks, who is the nicest guy in Hollywood, then they will tell you it is Henry Winkler. Therefore, you have to be really horrible for The Fonz to make a video mocking you.

Well, Donald Trump is that atrocious, so it makes the sense that the actor would make a video mocking the reality star. Winkler wanted to show the world that he has no problem drinking a glass of water with just one hand. Something Trump spent the whole week perfecting before his failed rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

You can say this video was Arthur Fonzerelli’s way of telling Trump to sit on it.

There is another way that Winkler gets under Trump’s skin. Both men are the same age and only one of them still has a gorgeous head of hair that doesn’t require a can of hairspray every day.

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If only this happened during Donald Trump’s St. John’s Church photo op
June 3rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


I grew with my mother’s side of the family being orthodox. I went to a religious high school (by choice) until I got kicked out for being too secular. In college, I was a religious studies major, even though most of my teachers wish I wasn’t. As you can tell, religion is important to me, and I believe everyone should practice what they want and how they want. I just don’t think anyone should tell anyone else how to do it. Believe me, I still get that from some of my family members.

Another thing I hate is when people fake being religious for personal gain. For example, when Donald Trump used pepper spray, rubber bullets, and military force to get the peaceful protesters to vacate the area in front of the White House for a photo op in front of St. John’s Chruch across the street. Trump held up a Bible upside-down and backside forward for the press to appease his Evangelica base. Instead, he infuriated several religious leaders, including the ones associated with the church and Pat Robertson. You know he is in trouble when that happens.

Back to the photo op., even though Trump was surrounded by cameras, he never opened up the Bible and read anything from it that might calm the anger in America right now. That is because he doesn’t care about religion. Yet his worshippers think his sent from Gd. He literally did a Jim Jones and told them to inject disinfectant to get rid of coronavirus, and they still believe he is the next coming of Christ. Have they not read the ten commandments recently?

I do believe he is a Christ, the antichrist. That is why I was surprised nothing happened to him as he held up the Bible. While in reality, it didn’t. However, Jimmy Kimmel Live showed us what we wanted to happen. I have been saying he didn’t enter the church because if he did, he would spontaneously combust. The church, sadly enough, suffered fire damage from disgraceful looters and didn’t need any more sufferening.

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