Yesterday after the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel Live had their annual special and it didn’t disappoint. They got Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick to reprise their roles from The Producers and we find out that they are responsible for Donald Trump running for President. Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom came up with a plan to get someone awful to run for President, so that they can get the money they raise from his campaign to keep as their own. Only problem, no matter how many awful things they tell him to do, he keeps getting more popular. So now we know who is at fault for Donald Trump. Blame The Producers for Springtime for Donald and America (think the song from the movie/show/movie). When it is going to be Fall?
The show wasn’t only about this bit, poor Matt Damon was picked on in not one but three bits. One is not worth posting, but the other two are. Although, I have to admit, not only do I want Jimmy Kimmel to shave that messy ugly beard, I also want him to stop picking on Damon already. He is coming off as really mean and it is old, like really old. Time to move on and just make peace already. Find a new arch nemesis. Who is with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO7XXuFePI
I don’t know about you; but if someone calls me “poorly educated”, I don’t want anything to do with them ever again. While that is you and I, Donald Trump’s supporters love him even more for it. Probably because they don’t realize that poorly educated is another way to stupid, dumb or moron.
Anyways, Jimmy Kimmel Live decided to have some fun with that and created an ad made by his most poorly educated supporters. You know what for being poorly educated, this is freaking brilliant.
While I try to do as little as possible on Trump because he doesn’t need any more free publicity, this ad was too huge not to post.
Last week, Funny or Die released the ’80s movie of the week Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp and many wondered if Captain Sparrow was really under all of that makeup.
Today, FOD released a behind the scenes video from the shoot and you can see the actor take off the layers of prosthetics to reveal his true face. As he pulled the foam from his skin, you can see the anger he had playing the Presidential candidate and couldn’t wait to get out of that costume. Can you blame him? I wouldn’t want Donald Trump on me either. Even with all of his money.
To see the full movie, then click here!
Remember when Clay Aiken was on The Celebrity Apprentice and should’ve won but didn’t. Instead he came in second behind Arsenio Hall? Well, tonight Donald Trump came in second and American Idol’s runner-up had a message for his TV his boss. He said, “Hey @realDonaldTrump, remember that time you made me come in 2nd place? Doesn’t feel good does it? 😉 I do still love ya, but #karmasabitch.” Booya!
It might’ve taken him almost 4 years to get his revenge, but I am sure it tasted just as sweet!
Just hours after 14 people were shot to death at a Christmas party in San Bernardino, Ca, Donald Trump spent the time signing a woman’s chest on Wednesday in Manassas, Va. Just when you think he can’t do or say anything else reprehensible, The Daily Caller photographed him autographing a strange woman’s breast plate. I think his book’s title is correct, he has Crippled America.
How can anyone think that is Presidential? That is what Porn stars, musicians and actors do, not a man who is running for President
And that woman is way too old to ask him to do that. She is at least 20 years past being too old to have men sign her chest.
As he would say, “So sad.”
