When 45 caused a rift between America and Mexico, Conan O’Brien announced he was going to go down to mend relations between the neighboring countries by doing a whole episode from there to air on March 1st.
This week, he went down Mexico City and got to the heart of the matter. He asked the people on the street if the would pay for the wall since 45 said that they would. How did they react? They ain’t gonna pay for no stinking wall. As if anyone but the people inside the White House thought they would.
You know what, I ain’t paying for that stinking wall either, but I will watch Conan’s TBS special episode. I think all you Gringos should too or in 45’s case Orango.
Thankfully the Mexicans that he spoke to have a sense of humor because this bit could have turned out completely differently of they did not.
BTW does anyone know if Immigration let Conan back into the US? I could totally see ICE standing there waiting for him at the gate to send him immediately back to Mexico for doing this special. Couldn’t you?
When it comes to Conan, moochas gracias for trying to bring peace again to America and Mexico. And where is my Tequila?
via Variety
Alec Baldwin is so good at playing 45. How good? El Nacional, a Dominican Republican newspaper, accidentally posted a photo of the actor for the President instead of the President himself. Ouch! Granted, I would rather have the guy in the photo as POTUS than the guy who is currently in the office.
I don’t knowabout you, but I can’t wait to see what Baldwin does with him tonight when he hosts Saturday Night Live for a record breaking 17th time.
In between destroying American and whining about not being popular, 45 found time to talk about the ratings for The New Celebrity Apprentice. He told people at the National Prayer Breakfast today, “When I ran for president, I had to leave the show. That’s when I knew for sure I was doing it. And they hired a big, big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to take pace my place, and we know how that turned out.” Then he added, “The ratings went right down the tubes. It’s been a total disaster. And Mark will never, ever bet against Trump again, and I want to just pray for Arnold, if we can, for those ratings, okay?”
Well the former Governor of California, who had my vote and did a great job, responded to him on Twitter. Arnuld said, “Hey Donald, I have a great idea. Why don’t we switch jobs? You take over TV, because you’re such an expert in ratings, and I take over your job, and then people can finally sleep comfortably again.”
I am OK with them to doing a Freaky Friday 7 days a week. The Terminator knows how to run the government and 45 knows how to do TV.
Oh and if 45 would’ve hosted Celeb App this go around, the ratings would’ve been the same with him as they are with Arnold or even lower. All shows including the top ones have had major declines since the reality show last aired. But, hey he knows ratings.
Andrew Dice Clay told Conan O’Brien tonight that he thinks that Donald Trump stole his act, and I think he is right. I mean, as soon as the Diceman said that, it was like it all makes sense now. The stuff Drumpf says, is stuff that sounds like it is coming from Dice’s mouth, but it isn’t. It is coming out of the other one’s lips. Which makes it that much more scary. Dice knows it is a joke and it’s not real, the other one does not.
Yesterday, Alec Trump, I mean Donald Baldwin, I mean Alec Baldwin was back as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live and they combined all of his scandals of the week into one 8 minute cold open. The rumors he paid people to applaud and cheer for him at his press conference, the folders filled with blank pages, the uncalled for dissing of the great American John Lewis, Golden Showers and many more fake news items that are actually real. It was so right on, I don’t know if it is real or a parody. What do you think?
