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Nick Carter looks anything but like a rock star |
| June 19th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Carter has been in a boy band since he was, well, a boy, and he dressed like a man back then. Now that he is a man, he dresses like a boy. Or as he puts it, “a true #nerd.” The good thing is that no one is going to recognize the rocker in a Tampa Bay Buccaneers baseball cap, a Super Mario’s World t-shirt, white knee-length shorts, sneakers and a backpack. Instead, they are going to think he is your average dad and not one of the Backstreet Boys! Smart plan!
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If this photo doesn’t say this presidency is a joke to you, then nothing will |
| May 30th, 2018 under Donald Trump, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Remember the good old days when Kanye West said, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” and then President Barack Obama rightfully called him a “jackass”? Well, his wife Kim Kardashian met with Donald Trump today to talk about prison reform. You read that right and we got a picture as proof that the downfall of America continues under this President.
He said, “Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing.” And she said, “I would like to thank President Trump for his time this afternoon. It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. We are optimistic about Ms. Johnson’s future and hopeful that she —and so many like her—will get a second chance at life.”
What do either one of them care about prison reform? Did she forget he fired her sister, Khloe Kardashian, from The Celebrity Apprentice because she was arrested for DUI? Please, this is so sad. You kiss his ass, you get a meeting with him. You actually know about important issues, he has no time for you.
Which seems odd because his desk says that he has all the time in the world because there is nothing on it. Not even a picture of his missing wife or 5 children or his grandchildren. His desk is as empty as Kim Kardashian in general and his promises that don’t come with personal gain to him.
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Donald Trump made Roseanne’s cancellation about him |
| May 30th, 2018 under Donald Trump, Roseanne. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPjaIeTm4lI
Once you got over the shock of Roseanne being cancelled by ABC, then you were dying to know what Donald Trump thought about his favorite sitcom getting the sudden ax. Today, he broke his silence about it and just like his Memorial Day tweet, it was all about him.
He went all Carly Rae Jepsen as in Call Me Maybe and wrote, “Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that “ABC does not tolerate comments like those” made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?”
Let’s be honest, if everyone called him every time they said something some bad about him, then his phone would never stop ringing. If his phone never stopped ringing, then he would never be able to tweet. You know, I think I am on to something, let’s all start calling him everytime we say something negative, so he will not tweet! Can one phone handle all of those calls all of the time?
Talking about tweeting, Roseanne Tweeted, “I have had odd ambien experiences on tweeting late at night-like many other ppl do.” Well, Sanofi US, the company who makes the sleeping pill, had a message for her. They said, “People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.” Who knew a pharmaceutical company could be funnier than a comedian? But then again, look at the comedian.
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Is this how Republicans have a penis measuring contest? |
| April 12th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Yesterday, several high-ranking Republican congressional members met with the president and vice president in the White House and gave us a thumbs up. Turns out all but one of them have really short thumbs with Donald Trump’s being the shortest…as we know. You know what they say, about thumb size and we all know that is true. Which makes you wonder if Paul Ryan’s thumb was always that long or did it suddenly sprout up when he announced his, much-welcomed, retirement.
Now if only there were Democrats there, all of those pictured thumbs would all fail in comparison…by a lot.
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Roseanne does not know how to spell her character’s last name! |
| March 29th, 2018 under Donald Trump, Roseanne. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Even though Roseanne has been playing her character for 30 years now, yet she still does not know how to spell her character’s last name correctly. Yesterday, when she tweeted John Goodman’s response to their outstanding ratings, she made yuge typo. She spelled their last name as Connor, but it is really Conner. Whoops. Typical Trump supporter, spelling does not matter!
On that note, Donald Trump took time out of his unproductive schedule to call her and congratulate her on the yuge ratings. Today on Good Morning America, she described the call. She said, “It’s pretty exciting. They said, ‘Hold please for the President of America.’ You know that is the most exciting thing ever. It was very, you know, sweet of him.” Then when he got on the phone they had a private conversation and talked about a lot of things. He did make time to tell her that he is happy for her.
Then she told the George Stephanopoulos, “I’ve known him for many years and he’s done a lot of nice things for me over the years. It was just a friendly conversation about work and television and ratings.” Then she added, “He really understands ratings and how they measure things.” Don’t tell her he does not really know ratings. He always said The Apprentice was always the #1 show and it was not.
And don’t tell him or his supporters, the show swings more to the left than the right. Much more.
BTW I wonder if during that conversation she asked to appear on the sitcom next season. No, it has not picked up for season 2, but the decision is imminent.
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