I guess David Hasselhoff wants to make sure that he is noticed on the golf course for who he was in the ’80’s so he had a golf cart made to look like Kitt from Knight Rider. Michael Knight Tweeted, “Oh and of course my new golf cart! The Hoff Cart!!!” I want go hoff on The Hoff, but I actually think that cart is cute. I would love to see him driving around in that thing.
BTW now that I am thinking of it, I would love to see them make Caddyshack 3 with George Lopez and him starring in it. It could actually be a lot fun!
UPDATE: Mitch Buchannon has now Tweeted what he plans to do with the Hoff Cart…”I’m gonna drive around LA in the Hoff Cart solving problems, saving lives & bringing love. Nothing special really..” No comment because what can you say to that.
If you are like me, then you were very disappointed in Taylor Swift’s song to Kanye West at the VMAs because it was a little too nice. Well the writers at Jimmy Kimmel Live, redid it and now we can enjoy how the song should have been done! She really showed Kanye in that version of the song!
BTW that was not the only reveal on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, David Hasselhoff debuted the trailer to his new Animal Planet show Hoff the Map! I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to watch that show when it debuts.
I also can’t wait to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight on ABC at 12:06a when Brandon Flowers makes his solo singing debut on the show and Thursday when Jimmy confronts Ben Affleck about Jon Hamm!
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David Hasselhoff is in Berlin, Germany to promote his tour The Hoff Is Back and he read from his autobiography. Looking at the way the Drama King is reading from the book, you can tell even he thinks he is life is theatrical! I don’t why, but I love the Baywatch beefcake. He is the perfect amount of cheese and you know what everything I have heard about him is that he is a really nice guy. Plus he is always fun to post about because he doesn’t take himself seriously. I can’t wait for his reality show on A&E, so we can really see what The Hoff is really like…oh wait he will be on camera so I am sure he will be hamming it up all the time!
Two weeks ago David Hasselhoff was roasted like a hamburger and let me tell you are going to want to eat this one sober tonight at 10p unlike well…you know what I am referring to…because you are going to want to savor every bite of it. Let me tell you I watched The Comedy Central Roast for David Hasselfhoff tape that night and it is one of the funniest roasts that has ever aired Comedy Central…if not the funniest one. I knew it was going to be good when I heard the names of the roasters and they are Seth MacFarlane (Roaster), Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer, Hulk Hogan, George Hamilton, Greg Giraldo, Jeffrey Ross, Gilbert Gottfried and Lisa Lampaneilli and let me tell you they did not disappoint. They all took on a tough challenge because even though The Hoff is an easy target, the one thing I kept hearing on the red carpet that was a makeshift wooden dock, he is a really nice guy! So you know they felt bad making fun of him, but luckily he wasn’t the only target and poor Pamela Anderson took it hard like you remember her sex tape with Tommy Lee. I actually felt bad for her, but she handled it like she handled, you know, Tommy Lee! Luckily for The Hoff’s little girls, Taylor and Hayley, they were off limits, but the same cannot be said for Hulk’s daughter. Poor Brooke wasn’t even there to defend herself. She wasn’t the only one who wasn’t there to defend herself because there were plenty of jokes made about Jersey Shore, Mel Gibson and Glee to name a few. Even though were not in attendance, there were plenty of jabs at the ones who were there and they all fought back with their mouths. Oh and make sure to close your eyes when Jeffrey Ross takes his turn, because my poor eyes still feel like his did when Edyta Sliwanska poked his on Dancing with the Stars. So make sure to watch the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff tonight at 10p because you are going to laugh harder watching him at this then when you have watched his videos…the infamous YouTube ones and his music videos!!!
David Hasselhoff is getting Roasted by Comedy Central on August 15th, and he is asking the people who are roasting him, “Do you really want to hurt me?, Do you really want to make me cry?” I can’t speak for them, but I say I totally want to see him tear up like he did on American Idol. Out of all the people roasting him, I think it is Jerry Springer who will be the toughest on him. But then again Pamela Anderson or George Hamilton can surprise us. Although Roast Master Set MacFarlane has no self-censor and might be the cruelest one of them all.
I don’t care who hurts him and who makes him cry, because at the end of the night he will come back fighting and they will all regret messing with The Hoff!!! That and it will be one of funniest roasts that has ever aired on Comedy Central, so make sure to add it to your calendars because this is a must not miss like that video of him eating a hamburger!
