Michelle Monaghan is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight and she told Craig Ferguson that she really did her homework for her upcoming movie Tomorrow You’re Gone.
The actress plays a porn star in the movie and the CBS host just had to know if she did any research for the role. When she told him he did, he sat straight up and I am sure that is not the only part of him that was standing straight up on him.
Before Zach Braff was being interviewed by Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show, the two men starred in High together. How cute was the 14 year old in that 1989 unaired pilot.
George Hamilton is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight and he told Craig Ferguson that recently he broke up with his girlfriend. He explained that she wanted it all, and he didn’t want something that comes with that. A joke that works perfectly when you look at his tanned face!
Trace Adkins is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight at 12:37p to talk about Celebrity Apprentice: All-Stars and the CBS late night host asked the country singer if Donald Trump’s hair is real. The Honky Tonk Badonkadonk singer said it is because he studied it. He doesn’t know where it’s from, but it is real hair. Then the Scot theorized that maybe the mogul is creating the comb over with back hair because as he said “there’s no way that head hair looks like that naturally, it has to be imported from another part of the body.” The Ferguson concluded that “maybe it’s rouge pubes.” I think he might be onto something although I could’ve lived without that image.
And I also could’ve lived without the image that came from Adkins’ response, “I straighten my pubes!” ‘Nough said!
BTW I love love love that Trace Adkins kept a straight face during this whole conversation, even the comedian couldn’t do it. If you ever get a chance to read Adkins’ autobiography A Personal Stand: Observations and Opinions from a Freethinking Roughneck, you should totally do it because it is unlike any other one you have read.
Yesterday the lights went out in New Orleans during the 2nd half off the Super Bowl and everyone had their theories about what caused the outage. I thought it was the guys in Silicon Valley hacking into the system to give their team more time to figure out how to come from behind and win the game. Some other people thought that since Beyonce was done performing the game was over too. Others thought they forgot to pay their power bill. And then again maybe NBC came up with a great way to promote Revolution during the big event on CBS.
Well all of the idea were wrong because turns out it was Craig Ferguson’s fault. Turns out that the, soon-to-be-former after that boo boo, Late Late Show host charged Lucy Liu’s phone in an outlet he wasn’t supposed to do it in. Guess CBS is kind of regretting their decision to send him to the big game now. Although maybe they made the right choice because people were tuning in to see when the power would go back on and when the game would begin again thus making it the most watched Super Bowl in metered markets to date!
Or as Baltimore Ravens and Super Bowl MVP would put it, it was “f*cking awesome!” To the PTC who is upset because he dropped the F-bomb, what would you say if you won such a close Super Bowl like the Ravens did? You would say the exact same thing as he did! I have used that exact same phrasing for events that were much less f*cking awesome that yesterday’s nail biting game!
But back to Ferguson tune into to LLS tonight at 12:37a to see what other power outages he has caused since yesterday. You know his show has been done in forced darkness more than any other late night show, maybe it something about him???
