Conan O’Brien prides himself on how his ginger locks always falling perfectly into place. Yesterday, on a special episode of his show full of Scraps aka Outtakes, you got to see the TBS late night host during rehearsal for a taping. I didn’t care what he was saying, all I could do was focus on his messy hair. It was all over the place. So basically he has been lying to us for the last two decades. If he’s lied about this, what else has he lied about? Things that make you go hmmmmm?
Last week, the FDA approved Addyi, the first female Viagra pill. Since the approval is only a week old, no one has had time to come up with a commercial for it. So Conan O’Brien and his team did one for them. After watching it, I can’t wait to use the pill. Ladies, are you with me?
And talking about erections, here’s Jeff Goldblum and Andy Richter talking about if they are circumcised and if they got their sons clipped. It is more than we wanted to know about them.
Someone is actually going to marry Jordan Schlansky and since he has no friends Conan O’Brien threw him a Bachelor Party. You would think he would be happy about that; and you would be wrong because afterall this is Jordan Schlansky and he’s never happy. Even though he wasn’t in to it, the TBS late night host gave it his all. Conan brought in some Jägermeister on the tap, a DJ, a paid-for-the night friend and 2 strippers.
Even though bachelor didn’t enjoy it, it’s the most fun I had a bachelor party where I wasn’t get paid to be there. But that is a whole other story.
Whenever Conan does a bit with his Associate Producer, I wonder why TBS hasn’t given these two their own weekly series. They are a Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello for the modern era. I’d watch them go at over and over again, wouldn’t you?
Sir Patrick Stewart was on Conan yesterday and the TBS late night wanted to know more about a photo that his guest took with Sir Ian McKellen. The two Sirs were photographed sharing a kiss on the lips and O’Brien wanted to know more. Stewart explained that is how they say hello and goodbye to each other. As Conan kept asking more about it and Stewart admitting he would give Sir Sean Connery some tongue, Captain Picard wanted to know if Conan wanted a kiss on his lips. He agreed and the two men shared a lovely lip lock. How lovely? Conan described it as, “That was fantastic!” Then he explained why it was fantastic, “I felt passion. You, you, you’re iconic actor. You are a great man. We kissed. I felt that you suddenly accepted me as your better.” Then after the man who just left him speechless asked him if he felt a connection, Conan said that he did feel one. I felt it through the screen. So much so I wanted to be the Nutella in that sandwich. Didn’t you feel their connection?
And if that is not enough Conan for you, here’s Donald Trump directing the show yesterday on the recently renamed TrumpBS.
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Donald Trump running for President is a late night host’s fantasy, and yesterday Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon showed us how much of a wet dream it is for them. Deviants! Conan came up with a fake ovulating talking stick that looks and sounds like The Donald on his TBS show. Meyers took to his Late Night to go off on the Presidential candidate for 5 and a half minutes. While Fallon dressed up as Trump on The Tonight Show and explained all things that he didn’t mean to say, even though we all know he did.
When it comes to the funniest, hands down that goes to Conan easily. His was also the sickest and most cringeworthy. Then there is Meyers, who is proving once again he is a great replacement for Jon Stewart. His political monologue is well versed and everyone can learn a thing or two from it. Finally, Fallon is the goofiest and that is alright. That is what he is known for and it works.
I love that they are a making a mockery of Trump, I just wish that there were as many people who were actually supporting him. When he announced he was running for President, I thought it was a great joke that kept on giving, but now it scares me how many people are taking him seriously.
