We have seen Bruce Will roast things on the big screen and now he is going to get roasted on the small screen? What? He is going to be the man of the night at the next Comedy Central Roast sometime this summer.
How does he feel about it? He said, “This ain’t the first time I’ll be tied to a chair and held hostage by a group of humorless assholes for a couple hours.” Chances are, it will not be the last
If they do not even have a date, then they definitely do not know who will be making fun of him. Who are some of your ideal roasters? I would love to see his ex-wife Demi Moore and her ex-husband be part of the dais. I would also be happy to see his first big costar Cybill Shepherd up there. Not to make fun of her Moonlighting lover, but to watch everyone else make fun of her. If she is not available, then maybe they can set up a Blind Date with Kim Basinger?
Another thing that would be awesome, is if Comedy Central could get Seagram’s to sponsor the night. Does anyone know if they still make those wine coolers? On that note, maybe he will sing for us. If anything is worth roasting about him, then that is definitely in the top three.
A few weeks ago, it was announced that Kathy Griffin is going to play Kellyanne Conway on Comedy Central’s The President Show. Tonight at 11p, she is going to make her debut as Trump’s, well what does Conway do? Do you know? Besides being perceived as a joke?
Anyways, I was not sure how Griffin would do in the role, but now we can see she looks like the woman is she is playing. And that is not a compliment.
Tonight is going to be a sad night on Twitter because Comedy Central cancelled @midnight effective August 4th. According to Variety, it was a mutually decision between the network and Chris Hardwick.
The trade also reports that Comedy Central is expected to announce a new political show at 11:30p with Daily Show’s former correspondent Jordan Klepper. I get that politics are all the rage on late night TV, but I thought @midnight was one of their biggest hits. I would rather have some straight up comedy as compared to more talk about the awful administration.
Remember in 2009, when Billy Bob Thornton came off as a real jerk during an interview with CTV? Well he just did one with Comedy Central’s Drunk History and he comes off even worse. He goes from playing Bad Santa to being Bad Billy Bob. What did that guy do besides his job. Good thing they can drink on the job because he is going to need a cold one or ten to shake that off.
You can watch what happens next tonight at 10:30p.
Out of all of the celebrity sex tapes out, Rob Lowe’s is by my favorite. Like all great movies from the ’90s, it finally got a sequel. Here he is looking just as hot nude as he did then and it doesn’t blow.
Just like his Comedy Central Roast won’t blow on Monday.
Are you ready to watch his new sax tape?
