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Stephen Colbert gets his rap on!
December 16th, 2009 under Comedy Central. [ Comments: 1 ]


Yesterday on the Colbert Nation Alicia Keyes was singing her hit song Empire State of Mind (Part II) and Stephen Colbert decided to join her with some love for the city via a rap tribute. After watching him do his thing, I think he might have made the wrong career choice. He should’ve become a singer. Plus he has some really good moves, who knew he could dance like that? Although if he became a hip hop artist, I would hate to see him those loose pants because he would be hiding his huge instrument and that should not be kept under wraps!!!
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you, I’m going to let you finish (your career), but Stephen Colbert just kicked your a$$ again!!! I really hope that Stephen and Alicia release that single the same day that Kanye releases his next one so that Stephen can once again outsell him like he did with A Colbert Christmas!!! Seriously I can’t wait to download that song on iTunes because it was just that good!!!
See what Stephen Colbert raps about tonight on Colbert Nation on Comedy Central at 11:30p!

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Try to look at Stephen Colbert’s eyes
November 24th, 2009 under Comedy Central. [ Comments: 2 ]


via Huffington Post
Stephen Colbert went bobsledding in Lake Placid and I am so freaking excited that he did. Who knew that he is the BIGGEST man in late night? Dang I had no idea he was hiding such a big instrument ike that. If I would’ve known maybe I wouldn’t have given up his show, but then again he does hide behind a desk on his show. Grated now we know why, the network censors would have a field day on that thing. That and if that was visible the whole time he was on the show I wouldn’t be able to concetrate on what he was saying.
I mean watch this video of him talking below and tell me you are listening to what he says and not looking at his crotch?

BTW now that we know that Stephen Colbert is the biggest and Jimmy Fallon is the smallest, I want to know where Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson, the two male late night hosts I watch, stand!!!

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Stephen Colbert acts as Woody Harrelson’s Messenger for the troops!
November 13th, 2009 under Comedy Central, Woody Harrelson. [ Comments: 1 ]



(starts at 5:00 in)

Yesterday Woody Harrelson was on The Colbert Report to promote The Messenger and Stephen Colbert asked him he would shave his head to support the troops like he did in June. Woody said for the troops he would do it, so Colbert plugged in his razor and started to shave off whatever hair was still left on his head. As Colbert to buzz off his hair, Woddy brilliantly responded with, “I wish there was more support to show.”
Just for that I am going to see The Messenger that is out today! Way to go Woody Harrelson, the shaved head is working for you!!!

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Date your Secret Girlfriend tonight!
October 7th, 2009 under Comedy Central. [ Comments: none ]

Secret Girlfriend Starts Tomorrow 10:30pm / 9:30c
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Tonight on Comedy Central at 10:30p you are going to start dating your Secret Girlfriend. This funny show makes you part of the action. How? Well this your story with your two best guy friends, your psycho girlfriend that just won’t break up with you and the girlfriend you wish you didn’t have to keep a secret. Along with these 4 people you are going to get yourself in situations you never would have dreamed of and you are going to enjoy every minute of it.
Seriously how brilliant is of an idea is it to have you being part of the show? And you know what it works really well on Secret Girlfriend, so starting dating her tonight and every Wednesday on Comedy Central at 10:30p after South Park.

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Jeff Goldblum accepts that he really is dead
June 30th, 2009 under Comedy Central, Jeff Goldblum, Not Dead. [ Comments: none ]


Last week there was story from Global Associated News was heard all over the world reporting that the Earth Girls Are Easy star Jeff Goldblum had fallen 60′ to his death in New Zealand. His publicist immediately squashed the rumor with a statement saying The Fly did not die and he was still alive. That wasn’t good enough to prove that he wasn’t going through The Big Chill, so he made an appearance on Comedy Central’s Colbert Nation to prove that he would still be around to light fireworks on Independence Day. But by the end of his appearance he accepted the fact that he had gone to the big Jurassic Park in the sky.
Seriously if Jeff Goldblum did more funny stuff like that, I would actually watch his movies and TV shows. So on that note, don’t forget to watch him on USA’s Law & Order: Criminal Intent every Sunday at 9p for his final episodes since he is no longer with us. Oh and he is also filming Morning Glory with Diane Keaton who almost joined him yesterday after an on-set accident.
On a non-Jeff Goldblum note, Stephen Colbert is such a freaking genius!!! How brilliant was that bit?
Finally if you see any stories from Global Associated News about a death of a celebrity dying in some horrific way, don’t believe it because the site allows you to create fakes news stories.

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