Scarlett Johansson hosted the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 50th season. Even though it was the first time we saw her host this season, she has been a big part of the show this year. That is because she is married to Colin Jost, in case you didn’t know.
Back in December, Jost and Michael Che exchanged jokes during Weekend Update. And the person who paid the biggest price during their jokes was Johansson. Che made his co-anchor say that his wife’s vagina looks like roast beef after giving birth to their son Cosmo.
It was something that shocked her and everyone else who watched. But the Josts stayed quiet. That is until yesterday.
Once again, the two men exchanged jokes that they wrote for the other one, and it was finally time for the couple to get their revenge. So, Scarlett was called out and sat next to Che, so that he could read the apology that Jost had written for his partner to read.
While I laughed out loud several times, I thought the jokes could have been a lot meaner. Maybe next time! Who knows? Maybe someday Che will have a wife that Jost can say something disgusting about. Who am I kidding? That will never happen.
Back in 2022, a very stoned Colin Jost and Pete Davidson bought a Staten Island Ferry for $280,000, and the two Staten Island natives have regretted ever since.
Therefore, they have tried selling it, but so far, there are no buyers. So, Jost has gone to drastic measures to find the boat a new home. Mr. Scarlett Johannsson appeared in a Saturday Night Live sketch, which he never does, begging the cast members to take it off their hands.
It did not work. But maybe someone will see it and take pity on him! Because we have all regretted buying something while we were drunk or high on Amazon! The difference is that we might have spent $280 at most, and not $280,000.
Maybe someone can tell Elon Musk that it can take him to Atlantis so that he will take it off their hands!
