Tonight at 9p on CBS’s Two and a Half Men, they pay tribute to Charlie Harper aka Charlie Sheen in a way only Chuck Lorre can.
When Walden (Ashton Kucther) decides to donate Charlie’s piano, it really changes Alan. When I say changes him, I mean it is as though he is possessed by his late brother and takes on his personality. To see Jon Cryer take on Sheen’s disposition is freaking hysterical because it is so unlike him and he totally nails it. For example when he catches his son kissing a girl he says, “We know what happens after making out, making in and out.” But as funny (and true) as that line is, it not as hilarious as the last line in tonight’s episode. So make sure your DVR is set to go past 9:30p.
Once you hear that line (you will know that winning line when it happens) get your finger on the pause button so you can read Chuck Lorre’s sweet Vanity Card that explains how the hit sitcom came about.
Yesterday was the funniest Two and a Half Men of the season, maybe even one of the funniest in a few years. There were lot of great pen!s, p0rn, masturbation and pot jokes throughout the show.
The main plot of the episode is that Alan (Jon Cryer) finds out his girlfriend, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith, did a soft core p0rn called Cinnamon Buns and co-starred with a Master Baker!!! At one point when he confronts her, she says “You feel like an idiot, that casting director said that he could get me on Melrose Place!” Me and Ow! Good thing Amanda Woodward wasn’t there, she would slap someone upside the head over that very funny joke!
Seriously I am so happy 2.5 has found its groove with Ashton Kutcher, it is like it gave the sitcom a got whole new funny life!!!
BTW I am so happy that 2.5 is making a lot of d!ck jokes because I am so sick of hearing the V word on almost all of the other sitcoms. Am I alone?
Agnus T Jones who plays Jake on Two and a Half Men turned 18 on Saturday and Jenny McCarthy has a coming of age present for him. The woman was the Playmate of the Year the year he was born Tweeted this, “I’m on 2.5 men on Monday. Hope to come back as Jake’s girlfriend next time. #cougar.” Ewwwww, ewwwwww and ewwwwww!!!
No word from the half man, but I am sure he wouldn’t object. Afterall he had Charlie Sheen as a role model for his formative teenage years.
Kaley Cuoco was on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight and she explained her Big Bang Theory to the CBS late night host why it is a bad thing. It is not because of all the stuff in his house, but how it might be confusing while you are making out. I don’t know if that guy is more upset that she admitted he is a hoarder or what happened when they were making out? I would the he should be equally embarrassed, but her reveal with probably scar him for a while.
The new and I hope improved Two and a Half Men is still a week away (September 19th at 9p) from its debut, but we don’t have to wait that long to see how it will all begin. CBS just released the opening for 2.5 2.0 and all I have to say is that Ashton Kutcher really knows how to make love to camera. I seriously got turned on watching the way he flirted with the camera as he sang “Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly Men.” Ooooooo. I just wished he brushed his just had sex hair because the messy look is a turn off to me.
BTW the other reason why that video might have gotten me so excited is that I am still picturing him naked from the season premiere of The Ellen DeGeneres Show today.
