While most actors talk about how their photoshoots were photoshopped, Chris Pratt gave us a different perspective of his very sexy InStyle spread.
He described the top picture as, “In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but the pants are so tight I get the tip of three fingers in. Also I was sweating so bad they give me that hat.” For the second photo he said, “Here I’m pretending to itch my neck in a Canadian tuxedo. Also, I am squinting. And thinking, ‘Hmm, is it smokey in here? Am I allergic to smoke? Does it make my neck itchy?'”
Whatever was going on behind the scenes, the photos still came out stunning. Just reading what was really go on when they were taken makes them even more perfect like him.
The photos are a different look for the teddy bear of an actor, and I like seeing him in pants so tight he looks that sexy man you want to see fill up your tank at a gas station. Which reminds me my car is running on empty.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGbDt5eN2xv/ Anna Faris shared a video of man instructing her to bend over and put her head between Chris Pratt’s legs. Then he told her husband to bend down, so his head was over her butt as he lifted his wife up. When he does that her crotch is in his face. So is that a Wrestling movie or their complicated way of performing Oral Sex on one another. I am not quite sure, are you?
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are some of today’s biggest actors, so is their son following in their footsteps. If the Scary Movie heroine has her way, he will. She is already teaching her 3 year old how to act.
Yesterday, when she was on Conan, the proud mama brought a video along of her son showing off his acting skills. He is going to be a star just like his parents! He just needs to stay away from horror movies until he perfects being scared.
Anna Faris has a new Podcast coming out called Anna Faris is Unqualified Questionable relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types, and yesterday she told James Corden on his Late Late Show about one of her callers. A man called up and said he didn’t know if his girlfriend was having a real or fake orgasm. She told him maybe you are watching too much porn if you expect her to sound like a dying hyena. Then she demonstrated what that sounds like. If Chris Pratt has to listen to that every time they have sex, then I feel sorry for him.
Talking about feeling sorry for some men, The Mom star made Joshua Jackson and the CBS late night host cry on the show. How? She used a crying stick. Maybe because they had some assistance, but they were better at faking their tears, then she was at faking her sex cheers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIK_huyFZU
via Daily Mail
Back in 2010, Chris Pratt was starring on a NBC show called Parks & Recreation. Most people didn’t know who he was back then, except for us die hard Everwood fans. So when the studio needed someone to record a BTS video, they asked him to do it.
He recorded a little message and he said he got a text from Steven Spielberg. Pratt responded to the text and said, “Sorry Steven, I was asked by Parks & Recreation/NBC to do behind-the-scenes. Which is to say, everyone else was asked and said no. But I have no shame as you know by the endless gift baskets. I’ll have to get back to you later about Jurassic Park 4. Boom” Boom is right! Wonder if Spielberg was talking to him back then about the part, or it was dream on his vision board that became a reality. I am think the latter. I wonder what else he has on the vision board? Marry the girl from Scary Movie? Star in Superhero movie? Win an Oscar? Win A Razzie?