Charlie Sheen has been living the hard partying lifestyle since he was a teenager and I guess it is has finally caught up with him? That’s because the Anger Management Tweeted:
48??
My ass – I look 28!
But more importantly,
I feel 68!!
Happy birthday to me!!
(and Charlie’s Angels)
That’s right: we win.
xox
c
Personally I think the grandfather looks his age and no where close to 28.
BTW I wonder how many people besides me weren’t sure he would actually make it to 48?
The first trailer is out for Machete Kills and it looks like it is going to be so awful that it probably is going to be really awesome. I know I can’t wait to see this brand new actor Carlos Estevez play the President of the United States when it comes out on September 14th.
A little over two years ago Charlie Sheen was working on the Warner Bros Lot in a little show called Two and a Half Men, but then something happened and he has been banned from there since. Well that was until yesterday when he reluctantly returned to his old home away from home to appear on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show, that tapes a few stages away from 2.5, to promote Scary Movie 5 that is out today. Well since he is not allowed back and you don’t want to mess with Burbank Police (they are some of the best in the country!), he entered the only way he could. He rode on in in a tank with two of his Goddesses. If you are going to a return to a place that doesn’t want you, that is the only way to do it.
Since the location holds a lot of memories for him, he finally explained what really happened to him during his “melt-forward”. He was watching the Dave Chappelle KKK bit and he laughed so hard that he was rushed to the hospital for a hernia. He then claims that the show thought it was drug related, but it was only laughing related. Although he was on cream, a testosterone one, at the time and that made things worse for him. So now we know what was really behind his Sheenigans.
I guess the moral of his story is don’t watch Chappelle when you are on a testosterone cream.!
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan were filming a scene for the laugh a minute Scary Movie 5, and something started to move underneath the sheets between the two of them. Nope it wasn’t him, but a random vibrator and he didn’t know how to shut it off. Now you would think man who is in the Major Leagues of sex would know how to use that sex toy, but I guess he just uses himself and nothing fake to please his many many many many many many many many women.
And on that note you will want to see what the two of them do in that bed when Scary Movie 5 comes out next Friday.
UPDATE: Here is your first look of Sheehan together again on his FX show Anger Management from their episode will air this Thursday at 9:30p.
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are starring in Scary Movie 5 together on April 12th and looks like they are ready to do another movie together. You know besides her appearing on his FX show Anger Management. The two thespians are working hard together in Liz Loves Dick and I am so excited to see this film when it comes out!
Not since Mark Wahlberg’s huge role in Boogie Nights has one been as fake as the part that Charlie Sheen will be playing with in this future Oscar winner.
