Nicolas Cage was on The Late Show tonight and he told David Letterman about a time that Charlie Sheen and him were on a plane together from LA to SF twenty years ago. It sounds innocent enough but it was anything but for the two bad boys. Cage says that he didn’t know that Sheen had an 8 ball of cocaine wrapped around his ankle. And what Charlie didn’t know is that Nic was going to grab the PA and announce “that I was the pilot and that I was not feeling well and that I was losing control of the aircraft.” Well when they landed, the police were waiting for one of them and can you guess which one it was?
Those two must have great stories, and I want to know more but part of me is thinking whatever little amount of innocence I have left will be gone after I hear them.
UPDATE: Nicolas also denied that picture of man who looks an awful lot like him from the late 1800’s is in fact him on The Late Show. He also claims that he doesn’t drink blood. I would faster believe that is him in the picture than the fact that he doesn’t like down the red stuff?
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We all know that Charlie Sheen marches to the beat of his own drum, so why does it surprise that he showed up to work on his new show FX Anger Management in just a robe, slippers and a cigarette. Although now that I think about it, why should I expect any less from the Winning man?
Charlie Sheen has gone fishing and he actually caught one. After he caught it he said this about it, “hello fish!! hmmm… Small but feisty!!! ‘but a man is not made for defeat. a man can be destroyed but not defeated. xo c” I wonder if that is how he describes his women too?
Catching the fish on his “modern family vacation” with his ex-wife Denise Richards and their two daughters wasn’t his only accomplishment, he Tweeted this with the first picture “6:30am Hemingway would be proud… “I think the great DiMaggio would be proud of me today.” Hell… I’m proud of me…” I bet that is the first time he woke up at 630a in a really long time. You know as compared to first going to sleep at dawn.
Charlie Sheen Tweeted the above picture and said, “what’s better than a modern family vacation!?! love spending winter break w/ @denise_richards & my kids!” And I am not sure “modern family” is what I would describe it as, but it is a good start I guess.
You have to admit as tumultuous and crazy as his marriages are, his divorces are pretty sane in a crazy way. I don’t know how Denise and their daughters Sam, 7 and Lola, 6 do it, but they look like a big happy family. Even Denise’s daughter Eloise Joni looks like she enjoying herself with, what would you call him, the man mommy made the mistake of marrying?
Now when it comes to Sheen, he is looking the healthiest I have seen him in a long time. Hopefully he will keep it up!
Earlier this year Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men partly because of the way he was publicly going off on the show’s creator and the show, and even though it has been over 8 months he is still dissing the show.
Yesterday while he was Tweeting pictures from his new project A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III with Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman, he Tweeted “#SheenOnSwan3 take two… (this is at least TWO AND A HALF times more fun than my last gig..!)” You would think now that he has his own show in the works, he would be over everything that happened with 2.5 but I guess he isn’t. Just like we will never forget about his Sheenigans earlier in the year, he will never stop making fun of his old job.
