Charlie Sheen was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he told Jay Leno how he lost his virginity. Just as you would expect he lost it to a Vegas Hooker. But I was just surprised when he admitted that he didn’t lose it until he was 15 years old. I thought with his bad reputation it would’ve been when he was just a preteen.
Yesterday Slash received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and he asked Charlie Sheen to introduce him. Now if you are going to have the Anger Management star take part on your big day, you know he is going to say something monumental. Well he did when he started his speech by talking about the guitarist’s former Guns ‘N’ Roses band mate. He said, “It’s quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.” Wow if Sheen says that about you, it is bad. Funny, but bad.
Sheen then went on to talk about his friend and neighbor in a really touching speech that was as much humor as it was heart.
Charlie Sheen plays an ex-baseball player on FX’s Anger Management, so I guess that was the inspiration between the challenge that Jimmy Fallon set up between the two of them on NBC’s Late Night yesterday. The two had to see who could hit 10 pitches more times. Just gracing the ball is enough to earn you a point. Well the Fever Pitch star went first and hit 5 baseballs. Then it was time for the Major Leaguer to go and let’s just say he admitted his performance in the batting cage was embarrassing. If the tiger blood drinking Warlock says something he does is embarrassing, you know it is bad. Well Sheen decided he wanted some moral support so the late night host did his best Charlie Sheen and let’s just say he some huge balls because he actually said “Duh, winning” to him. If saying that to Sheen while he is holding a baseball bat doesn’t prove you have some big cajones, I don’t know what does. Actually has anyone seen Jimmy Fallon since the show’s taping?
So you know how George W Bush followed his father’s footsteps and became the President of the United States? Well Charlie Sheen is doing the same thing because just like his dad Martin Sheen he will be playing POTUS. The actor with Anger Management issues Tweeted this today, “My Fellow Americans! RT @Rodriguez just cast @CharlieSheen #machetekills as President of the United States! More soon!” Good thing he can’t be impeached for his past because if this was real life he never would have made it to the oval office.
Back during the Sheenanigans last year, Jimmy Fallon would imitate Charlie Sheen on Late Night and yesterday on NBC the two finally met. Fallon dressed up again as the man that was fired from Two and a Half Men to sell the new cologne Clone. If you are going to have a fake commercial for something called Clone, that means you to have something cloned in the video. Well that cloned object was Charlie Sheen himself.
Even though Winning is so last year, that bit was Winning, duh. I think Fallon is more like Sheen, than the man himself.
