A few weeks ago there was a rumor that Lindsay Lohan refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5 because who knows where his mouth has been. Well we all know it has been all over many many many many women’s bodies. So it would make sense with all of the action his lips have seen that he would get something as big as the thing that is covering his face now. What would you call that STD? It’s like a huge Crab just Clapped on to his face. I got it we can call it The Crap!
Now to be fair, he does not have a new type of STD. As he explained on Twitter, it was just a little something he got for Christmas! Something many of us would enjoy getting for ourselves and scaring everyone we know with it.
The first full trailer is out for Scary Movie 5 and why do I feel they showed all the funny scenes in it? Oh past experience with the other Scary Movie films.
BTW I am sure Chuck Lorre will be there on April 19th to watch Charlie Sheen get tortured by the ghost over and over again?
Channing Tatum has had quite a 2012 with two big movies, the Sexiest Man Alive title and now comes word he is going to be a dad. His wife of 3 years, Jenna Dewan is pregnant with their first child. When Access Hollwyood asked her if she was expecting at VH1 Divas, she said “We both want kids. So, we’ll see. When God wants it, we’ll be there.†Even though she denied it to them, her growing belly told another story.
The American Horror Story: Asylum beauty still denied her pregnancy on Access Live today, but her rep eventually confirmed the news to them. The rep did not say when she was due, but she looks to be around 4-5 months along in that picture.
The baby will definitely look like their dad when they are born, you know naked like him in Magic Mike!
On January 17th Anger Management is back on FX and Selma Blair is wearing a lot less clothes. Looks like the new mom has even more cruel intentions for Charlie Sheen this season, not only will she dress like a naughty school girl, she also dresses as the devil! Who knew this actress that appears to be so innocent, could also be so bad?
The trailer is out for A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III, Charlie Sheen’s first movie since his Sheenigans, and it looks as nuts as he is. And as we all know that is not good thing.
Seriously what do the Coppolas have on Bill Murray to get him to do this movie that comes out on February 8th because it must something real damning.
