Last week the world was mesmerized when Jean-Claude Van Damme did one of his epic splits between two moving Volvo trucks. Well Channing Tatum tried the same stunt on the two food carts of the set of 22 Jump Street. The outcome was not the same. It is a good thing the former stripper has a kid because I don’t think he will be having another one.
I guess the moral to this parody is that Volvo needs to put a disclaimer on their ad, so no one else does a Tatum. RIP his two attached balls. Which I guess makes his Magic Mike a little less magical.
White House Down is out in theaters today and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they debuted the trailer for the sequel starring Channing Tatum. Waffle House Down looks like an instant classic because it is about time someone chopped IHOP down to size. Well that and the whole concept is so freakin’ ludicrous.
BTW as someone who lived between two Waffle Houses in Atlanta (because they are like Starbucks there), I have to wonder if anyone who works on the ABC late night show has ever been to one? I mean no WH looks like the one in this bit and they are known for their hash browns. Could you imagine how much funnier it would’ve been if they were slinging hash browns at each other instead of waffles. Although I might be taking this bit a little too seriously because it got me craving some smothered, covered, diced, peppered, country topped hashbrowns. That’s the good sh!t!!!
The theatrical trailer is out for White House Down and I will probably go see it at my $3 theater. It looks the type of movie that you need to see on the big screen, but not worth paying full price for. Lots of special effects, but no story to keep you interested between the explosions.
Will you be running to see it on June 28th or will you wait until it is on TV for the umpteenth time?
The first trailer is out for White House Down. Even though I really like Roland Emmerich’s disaster films like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012, I have no temptation to see the film when it comes out on June 28th. While I will be waiting to see this movie on cable, I am sure there will be millions of people who will be voting to see this movie in the theaters.
