The cover everyone has been waiting for is finally here, Bruce Jenner debuted Her and Caitlyn Jenner is absolutely beautiful. I mean she is f*cking gorgeous. I’d go as far to say I have a female crush on Her. She is a perfect mix of Jessica Lange and Rene Russo and Cindy Crawford and Courteney Cox and Melissa Gilbert all rolled into one stunning classy woman, a woman us women dream of looking like every day. Wooza!
When I heard she was going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair, I was afraid that she wouldn’t be that pretty. Thankfully, I was completely wrong. She is so much prettier and more feminine than all of those Kardashian ladies put together.
Seriously, all I can say is wooza! Wooza, wooza, wooza!
How would you describe Caitlyn Jenner?!?
TMZ has a big scoop, Bruce Jenner is thinking of going under the knife again to remove one of the things that makes him look distinctly like a man. Not his pen!s, but he is thinking of shaving down his Adam’s Apple. He told TMZ that he was seeing the plastic surgeon about fixing the surgery he got to remove the skin cancer on his nose and consulted the doctor about getting a Laryngeal Shave. So why is he thinking of doing something that is mostly done by men going through a sex change? He told them, “I just never liked my trachea.”
I didn’t think that the former Olympian could leave me speechless, but this operation leaves me without anything to say.
So after months of speculation that Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian (please like she was ever a Jenner) had split, today they confirmed the news to their bosses, I mean E!, that yes they are separated after 22 years of marriage.
Here is the statement they gave to E!, “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
So their family is their #1 priority, hasn’t it always been. I mean it is the kids that are the true moneymakers and since she gets 10% (or whatever percentage) as their momager, of course they are putting them first. Oh wait, maybe that is not what she means. Oh well.
When it comes to their split, I am surprised she stayed with the former Olympian as long as she did after all of that plastic surgery. I am just saying I don’t think I could wake up to that every morning, and I go to sleep watching horror movies.
And now when it comes to their show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, at this point E! hasn’t announced what they are going to do. Will the Jenners get their own show? Will KUWTK remain as is? Or here is my personal favorite, will they get rid of all the shows related to the Kardashians? Let’s pray for the latter!
This Sunday on Keeping Up with The Kardashians, Kris Jenner admits that she made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. I am not sure by his face if he is shocked by the reveal or not. I mean can anyone tell by his facial expressions how he feels about anything anymore?
Now when it comes to the sex tape, now we know where Kim Kardashian got the idea to make one!
And when it comes to the companies who buy sex tapes, please please please don’t buy this one. There is no one, even the most desperate, who want to see the former-talk show host climbing the former-Olympian’s pole. And if Bruce is anything like he was on the track, it will be over before we know it.
Last week Bruce Jenner was on Late Night and he spent his full interview going off on Jimmy Fallon for making fun of his face. Well Chris Christie was a guest on the NBC late night show tonight, and he dissed Fallon behind his back for joking about the NJ Governor’s weight. But unlike Jenner it was all in fun as the two Slow Jammed the news.
See Bruce Jenner that is how it is supposed to be done!
