We have seen Bruce Will roast things on the big screen and now he is going to get roasted on the small screen? What? He is going to be the man of the night at the next Comedy Central Roast sometime this summer.
How does he feel about it? He said, “This ain’t the first time I’ll be tied to a chair and held hostage by a group of humorless assholes for a couple hours.” Chances are, it will not be the last
If they do not even have a date, then they definitely do not know who will be making fun of him. Who are some of your ideal roasters? I would love to see his ex-wife Demi Moore and her ex-husband be part of the dais. I would also be happy to see his first big costar Cybill Shepherd up there. Not to make fun of her Moonlighting lover, but to watch everyone else make fun of her. If she is not available, then maybe they can set up a Blind Date with Kim Basinger?
Another thing that would be awesome, is if Comedy Central could get Seagram’s to sponsor the night. Does anyone know if they still make those wine coolers? On that note, maybe he will sing for us. If anything is worth roasting about him, then that is definitely in the top three.
Remember that episode of Friends with Bruce Willis and you wondered why he would return to TV to do that show? Yesterday, when he was answering questions for Wired, and he told them why he did the sitcom. He told them, “I was on Friends because I lost a bet to Matthew Perry.” What that bet was, we don’t know. Hopefully it was a good one. As good as their movie The Whole Nine Yards. Am I the only person who loves that movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeA6htAuzWQ
On July 15th, Die Hard is turning 30. Can you believe it? Anyways, yesterday when Bruce Willis was on The Tonight Show, and Jimmy Fallon asked if we are close to getting Die Hard 6. John McClane told him that he was flying to LA to read script. Which means it is going to happen!
Are you excited for it? BTW am I the only person who has not seen any of those movies?
Bruce Willis was on The Late Show yesterday and Stephen Colbert asked him if he still does his own stunts at 60. John McClane told him that he does, and the CBS late night host didn’t believe him and wanted him to prove it. Then the two of them got into a fight that was so epic, they were willing to die hard in order to prove that he was right. When it was over they showed us that it is much better to leave the stunt work to the stuntmen. That and what a Family Guy fight would like between Peter and the Chicken in real life.
Yippie Ki Ay!
Before Bruce Willis was the star of many many movies, he was just an extra in The First Deadly Sin. He looks the same now as he did when was 24 in that 1980 movie.
