Bret Michaels posted two pictures on MySpace of the injuries he suffered on Sunday when a huge prop fell down on his face at the Tonys. Maybe because I am such a sadist, but those pictures gave me Nothing But a Good Time and made me laugh almost as much as when the Fallen Angel fell on him. Is that wrong? Hey I suffered through seasons of Rock of Love…
BTW if you are like me and you can’t get enough of Sunday’s mishap, here it is again!
The Tonys stage almost did something that 3 season of Rock of Love…killed Bret Michaels. While walking off of the stage at the Awards show a misjudgement of timing almost did in Bret Michaels. Lucky for him, his hat stayed on and didn’t reveal what was under it…like a bald spot. Something I am dying to know.
His rep denied that he broke his nose according to People, but after the show he went to the hospital for X-Rays. Looks like his expensive hair extensions saved him from further injury!
The time has come for Bret Michaels to choose between Taya, a Penthouse Pet of the Month or Mindy a normal girl on Rock of Love Bus. Does it really matter who he picks because whomever he picks is going to dump him the second the cameras stop rolling. It still cracks me up that he thinks the girls are actually there for him and not just to be on TV. C’mon, can you think of any of the girls who actually wanted him in any of the three seasons? This is 2009 not 1989. But whether they want him or not I love this show and hope VH1 brings it back for a fourth season!
Before then tune into tonight at 9p to VH1 to see who he will choose. I think it will be Taya because she is more his speed. UPDATE: He picked Taya. Surprise, surprise. What really would be a surprise is if now that she can officially date him, that she actually will. I doubt it, she really seemed like she was using the show to advance her career and not to date Bret Michaels. Do you blame her?
After weeks of fighting, spitting and cursing we will finally find out who will win Rock of Love Charm School. Will it be looney Lacey, boring Brandi M or dull Destiny? There are rumors who Sharon Osbourne will give the title too and I OK with them. But let’s be real, the real episode we want to see the reunion show where Sharon Osbourne reportedly showed Megan who is the original rock chick!!!
Before we get to that tune into VH1 tonight at 10p to see which one of Bret Michaels’ losers learned the most charm!
I can’t wait to see Bret Michaels do those songs and others on tomorrow night’s Don’t Forget the Lyrics at 8p on Fox! It is great to see him make a fool of himself and this time he is doing it what he does for a living…singing not trying to find love!