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Bret Michaels style is going to the dogs
June 18th, 2012 under Animals, Bret Michaels. [ Comments: 9 ]



Are you sick of your pooch not having a rockin’ look? Well Bret Michaels is changing that by designing clothes for his and your best friend. PetSmart is selling his line of mini-bandanas, plush guitars and leather jackets for your four-legged buddy, so he can be the coolest pup on the block. Who doesn’t want their dog be a rock star? And if you want your bitch to catch the woofer’s eyes, he has also created some dresses especially for her. Once your Fallen Angel is ready to Talk Dirty to her so he can get her to do the Unskinny Bop, there is a Rock of Love Bus for them to get some alone time in so they can Rock and Roll All Nite in privacy and have Nothin’ but a Good Time”.

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Bret Michaels you can leave your bandana on!!!
July 22nd, 2011 under Bret Michaels. [ Comments: none ]


Bret Michaels Tweeted the above picture and said, “After sweating out the rock onstage. Putting my new cologne through a rigorous test…cologne 1, sweat 0…” The cologne wasn’t the only winner last because we are also winning by seeing his Rock hard abs of Love! For a 48 year old man he still has an amazing body! So much so that if he sang Talk Dirty to Me, I would!!! I would even take roses from him even though Every Rose Has It’s Thorn. I guess there is some sort of Poison in that picture because it really has me having some dirty thoughts about him! Who am I kidding, I have always been a Poison fan!

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Bret Michaels says he Poisoned Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood!
March 21st, 2011 under Bret Michaels, Charlie Sheen. [ Comments: none ]


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Every Rose has a Thorn, and according to what Bret Michaels told E! he is Charlie Sheen’s. Here is what he is said, “I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great.” He then added, “I showed him how to lose a lot of money, and he showed me how to make a lot of money. It was fantastic.” From his description it sounds he is the one “Winning” in their relationship?
BTW I am surprised he didn’t add that he taught him how to live with a bunch of porn stars too? You know since he learned how to do that for before the Two and Half Men star for three seasons on VH1!

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Bret Michaels is engaged!!!
December 21st, 2010 under Bret Michaels. [ Comments: none ]


What a year it has been for Bret Michaels, he has almost died three times, won Celebrity Apprentice and had a comeback he never expected. So how is he ending it? He ended 2010 by proposing to his girlfriend of 16 years and the mother of his two children, Kristi Gibson, on the season finale of his VH1 show Life as I Know it! He said to her, “Just say yes, because rejection will kill me right now.” With the year he had if that is what could kill him, good thing she said yes!
Hopefully for season two of the show they will get married and their two daughters, Raine Elizabeth, 10, and Jorja Bleu, 5, will be a big part of the wedding!!!

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Could Miley Cyrus be calling Bret Michaels daddy?
November 2nd, 2010 under Bret Michaels, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Us Weekly is reporting that a source told them that Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus’ mom Tish had an affair. Miley and the Poison singer worked together on his single Nothing to Lose, and when she was talking about the duet she admitted her mom had a crush on him. The magazine added that they all remained close after the song was done and their source told them, “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.” Both of their people denied the affair, which I tend to believe because with all of his health issues this year I don’t think his body could handle the affair. But for a second it would be fun to imagine Miley calling the Rock of Love dude daddy?
BTW who else thinks he needs a new way to pose his hand because in that picture with this story, it almost looks more like what he has done with that hand than look I am rocker with you!

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