Tonight at 9p and 9:30p on the Travel Channel, Bret Michaels answers people’s requests to Rock My RV. In each episode the Poison singer will turn toxic looking RVs into ones that can make beautiful music.
You will see these dated looking cramped RVs that families and such travel in and you wonder how they have been doing it all of this time. So Bret and his crew go in and give these motor homes a makeover that is so freaking cool that even this girl is thinking she wants to own one. Watching these transformations is absolutely incredible because they turn these tiny looking metal boxes into something that looks so luxurious, spacious and homey. If you are like me you will consider giving up your 365 day residence for one of these. That is how good of a job they do these RVs. Who knew RVs be so cool?
So tune in to be as shocked as I was by how rockin’ these RVs turned out to be with a little help from Bret Michaels and his crew.
In 2010 it looked like Bret Michaels wasn’t going to see 2011, but he miraculously survived that year. To celebrate his second and third chances of life, he proposed to his girlfriend of 16 years and the mother of his two children. Well since that proposal we have not heard much about their wedding plans until today when Life & Style broke the news that the Poison singer and Kristi Gibson have called it off. His rep told the mag, “Bret and Kristi have called off their engagement at this time…Although the couple have separated, they remain great friends and are committed to jointly raising their two daughters, Raine and Jorja.”
I was actually hoping that he was ready to settle down, but I guess all he wants for now is Nothin’ but a Good Time.
Hey VH1 time to bring the celebrities back to your reality shows and why not start with another Rock of Love edition?
Are you sick of your pooch not having a rockin’ look? Well Bret Michaels is changing that by designing clothes for his and your best friend. PetSmart is selling his line of mini-bandanas, plush guitars and leather jackets for your four-legged buddy, so he can be the coolest pup on the block. Who doesn’t want their dog be a rock star? And if you want your bitch to catch the woofer’s eyes, he has also created some dresses especially for her. Once your Fallen Angel is ready to Talk Dirty to her so he can get her to do the Unskinny Bop, there is a Rock of Love Bus for them to get some alone time in so they can Rock and Roll All Nite in privacy and have Nothin’ but a Good Time”.
Bret Michaels Tweeted the above picture and said, “After sweating out the rock onstage. Putting my new cologne through a rigorous test…cologne 1, sweat 0…” The cologne wasn’t the only winner last because we are also winning by seeing his Rock hard abs of Love! For a 48 year old man he still has an amazing body! So much so that if he sang Talk Dirty to Me, I would!!! I would even take roses from him even though Every Rose Has It’s Thorn. I guess there is some sort of Poison in that picture because it really has me having some dirty thoughts about him! Who am I kidding, I have always been a Poison fan!
Every Rose has a Thorn, and according to what Bret Michaels told E! he is Charlie Sheen’s. Here is what he is said, “I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great.” He then added, “I showed him how to lose a lot of money, and he showed me how to make a lot of money. It was fantastic.” From his description it sounds he is the one “Winning” in their relationship?
BTW I am surprised he didn’t add that he taught him how to live with a bunch of porn stars too? You know since he learned how to do that for before the Two and Half Men star for three seasons on VH1!
