Dane Cook was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen asked him some tough questions. The Bravo host wanted to know who was the comedian’s worst on-screen kiss. He said it was Kate Hudson in My Best Friend’s Girl. Then he explained, “I think she purposely ate a feast of onions right before the scene. I had to burn her on that one.” I can’t blame her, if I had to kiss him I would do the same thing. Although, I would probably eat some garlic too.
Then Cohen wanted to know how many Groupies he’s been with and he said a few hundred. Are there that many desperate women who want to sleep with a celebrity that they would have sex with him? That is really sad for my gender. But then again, I think he is lying. Don’t you think he is exaggerating too?
Yesterday on Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Nicole Napolitano and Amber Marchese got into a catfight and Nicole wound up taking home a hairy prize. As in, she pulled out some of Amber’s hair.
I guess that is why they were all dressed up as firefighters; they knew that the party was going to turn into an inferno. Granted the costumes didn’t help to put out the fire before the damage was done.
I normally don’t agree with the stuff that comes out of Joan Rivers’ mouth, but I agreed with what she said about Gwyneth Paltrow on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. Rivers was asked by a viewer, what was the worse backlash that she has received for anything she has said on her show, Fashion Police. She made some faces as she told her, “The worst criticism was from Gwyneth Paltrow.” Then she added, “She came and yelled at us. She stood up. She can’t sit down because she has a stick up her rear end.” If ever that joke worked, that was it.
No word how Paltrow responded to slam, but I am sure the stick and her will not be Conscious Uncoupling anytime soon after hearing what Joan said.
Women know how to be sexy and one of the least enticing things a woman can do in front of a man is put on her pantyhose. There is nothing about it that can turn on a man, but yet Kathy Griffin thinks if we see her do it that one man might get excited. To them it is just as thrilling as having phone sex with the red-headed comedian because her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Do ya want her body and do ya think she is sexy in this picture? Come on, honey, let me know.
Kathy Griffin’s talk show Kathy has been cancelled by Bravo according to TV Line. All I can say is good riddance because, I know I am in the minority, but I don’t think she is funny. I say the less she is on the air, the better.
