Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ed Helms was promoting his film Vacation on Watch What Happens Live and a caller asked him which co-star would he shag, marry and kill out of Jennifer Aniston, Rashida Jones and Christina Applegate. At first he said he would shag them all, but that is not how you play the game. So he said he would shag Aniston, marry Jones and kill Applegate. Which has to make you wonder if he hated working with her. I mean why else would anyone want to kill his co-star?
We never did find out why he chose to kill his latest movie wife because they went to commercial break almost immediately. So I guess it is up to our imaginations!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLBbfVHSy8
Debra Messing was on Watch What Happens Live the other night and a caller wanted to know who is her favorite and least favorite co-stars who were on Will & Grace. Her favorite one was her TV husband and American Idol judge Harry Connick Jr. Then it was time to admit who was the opposite of the crooner’s. She said, “You know who, at the time, I wasn’t a fan of?” Andy Cohen asked, “Who?” She told him, “Jeremy Piven.” Then she explained, “You know why?…I had to kiss a lot of boys on that show. And, he, we were rehearsing and the very first day of rehearsal, he shoved his tongue all the way down to my heart. And I was just like whoa and he’s goes, ‘yeah!’ He’s like, ‘Yep, that’s it, I’m in, I’m in.'” Then she added, “I was just like, you know, this is comedy, you know, we don’t really go that deep and every time he went for it.”
Hey Jeremy. I don’t know who told you women liked to be deep throated like that, but they totally lied to you. Bring it back up and work the mouth, and you will find out that is the true way to get to her heart.

Lisa Edelstein invited her dad to watch Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce with her tonight, only problem is that she forgot she had a sex scene in the episode. If you seen Bravo’s first scripted show, then you know those scenes are not that tame. What happened when that moment came up in the drama? She did what any daughter, no matter how old she is, would do; she covered his eyes and laughed in embarrassment. Even if she couldn’t get her hand there in time, he already protected himself from the image no father wants burned into their mind.
So the next time she wants to watch her show with her dad, she needs to have an editor make a DVD of it with the love scenes edited out. Poor Mr Edelstein.

Jenny McCarthy was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and a viewer asked her how has sex changed since she got married to Donnie Wahlberg. She boasted, “Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it].” Then she explained how his new kid has the right stuff for her vajayjay. She said, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right.” In other words, we are all thinking he must have a big fat one to satisfy her.
And it is more than we ever need to know about the Blue Bloods’ star. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out. I am thinking the latter because of the person who told us the TMI.

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