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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie eat crap just like us!
August 2nd, 2009 under Angelina Jolie, Brangelina. [ Comments: 2 ]




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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed at a McDonald’s drive-thru and seeing them buying their food there makes me feel better eating crap! In all seriousness I love that they are just a normal parents feeding their kids Happy Meals! They are sincerely Hollywood’s most awesome couple for so many reasons!

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The Basterds are back to Berlin!!!
July 28th, 2009 under Brangelina, Quentin Tarantino. [ Comments: none ]

Less than a year ago Quentin Tarantino was casting Inglourious Basterds and a few months away from going to Berlin to film it and today he premiered his WWII well-received epic in the location that he filmed it. Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Melanie Laurent, Til Schweiger and Daniel Bruhl were reunited with him to share his film with the people that were so gracious to them for the many months that they filmed there. Maybe that is why they all so look proud in these pictures, granted from what I am hearing about the film they have a lot to be proud of. I wish it was August 21st so I can see this movie already, I am sick of waiting!
Side note, Daniel Bruhl (the last photo) has to be the cutest actor to ever play a Nazi, is it wrong for me to have those thoughts?
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The Inglourious Basterds trailer gets the Lego treatment
July 22nd, 2009 under Brangelina, Eli Roth, Quentin Tarantino. [ Comments: 1 ]


Inglourious Basterds is finally less than a month away and now thanks this Lego version of the teaser trailer for the movie, I am even more excited for August 21st! Seriously how bloody awesome is it with what they did to the trailer with Legos. I am blown away by what an amazing job they did with them! They even captured Donnie “The Bear Jew” Donowitz aka Eli Roth’s smirk! The only negative is LT Also Raine aka Brad Pitt had a beard as compared to that ‘stache. And that mustache was heard all around the world and caused poor innocent men to copy that look.
But back to Quentin Tarantino’s WWII epic, is it wrong for me to be jealous that people are seeing the movie now like at Comic-Con on Saturday night and tomorrow at the premiere in London? I am so sick of waiting for this movie.
Side Note: Quentin Tarantino is going to be on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on August 7th!!! That is the same night that Eli Roth will be honored at HollyShorts with the Indie Film Visionary Award and will intro his personal copy of Cabin Fever that is 4 minutes longer than any released version of the movie. You can get the $10 tickets at the HollyShorts site.

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Brad Pitt and Eli Roth are some Wired Basterds!!!
July 15th, 2009 under Brangelina, Eli Roth. [ Comments: none ]

Brad Pitt is on the cover of August's Wired and he is answering your tech questions. I know Brad and technology go together like, well heck as he said in the mag we can find nude pictures of him on the internet! So to answer the question for the picture above, he brought along his Inglourious Basterds co-star Eli Roth, and seriously how hot do they look as slackers in band that hasn't made it out of garage. I would totally be like all Dawn Wiener in Welcome to the Dollhouse if they really had band!
So what is the question for the above picture?
Our Rock Band bassist sucks. Am I a total jerk if I kick him out?
Who cares? You shred, he doesn't. Fire his ass. Bonus: It'll put the others on notice. Anyone who doesn't keep up can hit the road. Even if that means firing the whole band. Remember: All great artists go solo eventually. Just think of Ronnie James Frickin' Dio. 
Wow, Brad is a Dio fan? Never saw that coming. You can read what other knowledge he shares with us when Wired comes out on July 21, a month before Inglourious Basterds on August 21st!!!
Wired also posted this picture of Brad Pitt taking a whiz and it reminded of a TMI interview that Eli Roth recently did with MTV Movies Blog.

“I was wondering: ‘You’re at a baseball game and you have to take a p-ss,” Roth said with a laugh, remembering his query on the set of “Inglourious Basterds.” “What do you do?”’

Credit Mr. Angelina Jolie with an open-book answer, as Pitt told Roth that it happens to him all the time. “It’s a real problem,” Roth recalled Pitt's response. “[He told me] 'you go into a bathroom at Dodger Stadium, and everyone is looking at you. It’s kind of weird… you have to wait until the Dodgers are up, and it thins out – and then you find an empty stall.'”

Now thanks to Wired we can picture why everyone is looking at him when he is trying to do his business. 
Want to know the question to this photo?
Can I talk on the phone while taking a whiz?
No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers.
Hey, I say you can never have enough pictures of Brad Pitt's junk, what do you think?
xoxo Justin!!!
UPDATE: Wired just posted a picture of Lt Aldo Raine and the biggest Basterd of them all, Quentin Tarantino (looking the best I have ever seen him) at movie theater answering this question…
Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?
Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called "emergency." Don't be so damn selfish.
That is my favorite answer yet! BTW I so wonder what movie they are watching that the kid is freaked out like that???
 
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Aaron Sorkin becomes a pinch hitter for Moneyball
July 10th, 2009 under Brangelina. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from WireImage)
Last month Sony rain delayed production of Brad Pitt's next movie days before the game was suppose to start because they didn't like the changes Steven Soderbergh made to the script since his first pitch. Sony has not given up on the Moneyball and has brought in Aaron Sorkin to pinch hit, I mean rewrite the script according to The Hollywood Reporter. Soderbergh is out, but as of now Brad Pitt is still in the line up. Hey if he goes on the DL, then Aaron can bring in another Brad that he has played several games with…Bradley Whitford. 
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