Have you been craving new music from Beyoncé? Well, your desire is going to be fulfilled on July 29th when she releases her first studio album in 6 years. And it sounds like Renaissance is going to be just the first record because it is called Renaissance: Act 1.
According to Rafael Pavarotti of British Vogue, who has heard it, it is good. Like really, really good. Actually, he said, “Instantly, a wall of sound hits me. Soaring vocals and fierce beats combine and in a split second I’m transported back to the clubs of my youth. I want to get up and start throwing moves. It’s music I love to my core. Music that makes you rise, that turns your mind to cultures and subcultures, to our people past and present, music that will unite so many on the dance floor, music that touches your soul. As ever with Beyoncé, it is all about the intent. I sit back, after the wave, absorbing it all.”
How are excited for you to hear new music from Queen Bey?
We know that Beyoncé has curves, and this black velvet Valdrin Sahit gown really shows them off.
She has such an hourglass figure in it that Days of our Lives is thinking of using her for their opening. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the curves of Beyoncé’s body!
— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) March 6, 2020
You know how television hosts prank fans of celebrities by telling them to record a video for their idol, and then have that star walkout and surprise them? It is so common that their admirers just expect it now.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel and Eric Andre one-upped the prank game. They asked some members of the Beyhive to record a message for their Queen. As they were looking into the camera, Andre, who was dressed as Bey, tapped their shoulders and put his hands over his face. The fans thought it was her until his big reveal. Then their tears of joy turned to those of laughter.
I just want to know, how did none of them realize that Beyoncé had a bulge? I mean when did she grow a d!ck?
When it comes to Andre in drag, he looks like a mix of Teresa Giudice and Lisa Rinna. Andy Cohen should add him to a Real Housewives and see how long it takes them realize she is a he?
Disney released a group photo of the cast of The Lion King and people wondered if Beyonce was photoshopped into it. Yesterday, when John Oliver was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked him just that.
Oliver admitted, “She wasn’t there…I think almost everybody else was there.” He then revealed that there was a piece of tape on the floor where she was supposed to be.
Even though she was not there physically, her presence was still felt. In fact, Oliver said he was intimidated by her and you can see it on his face.
I wonder why she was not there? Did she think she was better than everyone else? Things that make you go hmmm…
