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Jimmy Kimmel, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon went to the LA Dodgers vs the Boston Red Sox World Series game yesterday. The arch neminises wore shirts that read “I’m with stupid” and an arrow that points to the other one. It worked great for them during their photo op, but not when they were watching the game. That is because Affleck sat in between them and both arrows pointed towards him. Which means he is the stupid one with them. Poor Ben Affleck.
Jennifer Garner returned to her action roots in the movie Peppermint and critics wish she didn’t. Therefore, the studio thought it would be a good idea for her to go see the film with her fans even though she did not want to do it.
She waited as long as she could to go into the theater. Then when she did, she hid so that no one could see her. Where? Behind that secret curtain that only the Wizard of Oz can enter.
What did she learn from the experiment? She said, “I am a chicken. 🙋🏻♀️🐥” Then she had a message for the audience, “Thank you to everyone who spent their weekend and their hard earned money with #RileyNorth and me. ❤️”
Proving, just when you think that she cannot be any more awwwwdorable, she finds a way to top herself. So much so, I want to see Peppermint. I will just wait until it comes to the cheap theater by my house.
There is a rumor going around that Matt Damon has a new best friend and his name is Chris Hemsworth. Somehow that news got back to Ben Affleck and he had a message for Thor, he wrote, “Hey @chrishemsworth, you can have him! I’m Team @JimmyKimmel anyways.”
At that point, Hemsworth broke his silence about the gossip with his hammer and wrote, “Sorry mate not my fault! He’s just a big @Marvel fan, not @DCComics. How do you like them apples 😘. @jimmykimmel the ball is in your court. Choose wisely…”
Well when Jimmy
Kimmel saw Affleck’s Tweet, he got all tingly inside and declared,
“Wow. Another big win for #TeamBatman! Sorry Matt, I’m sure this is a
Thor thubject. #Iwilltakeeveryoneyoulove.”
Chris Hemsworth responded to his new Loki with, “Hey @jimmykimmel sounds like you’ve chosen your side. Guess I’m not coming on your show this week. Good luck finding another Avenger named Chris.”
You see, all this week, Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to have the cast of Avengers: Infinity War on the show. How did he take it that one of the many Avengers would not be appearing on his talk show? The ABC host told him, “Not coming on my show will be another thing you and Matt have in common! @BenAffleck.”
Once Hemsworth read that, he wrote, “You know what, @jimmykimmel … I’m coming on your show now just to upset you.”
Throughout this Twitter infinity war, Matt Damon has not said a single word. Why do I have a feeling that will all change when not-Chris Evans is on JKL? Time for Kimmel to make another brilliant viral video! Side note, I have not watched I’m F*cking Ben Affleck in years, it is even more amazing now than it was then.
BTW who do you think will win the catfight over Matt Damon, Thor or Batman? I say Thor because he is a Gd and Batman is just a knight.
While a lot of female celebrities were cheerleaders in high school, Jennifer Garner played the saxaphone in the marching band. Today, is her friend Reese Witherspoon’s birthday and she did something special for her.
She dusted off her band uniform and sax to play Happy Birthday to You for her buddy! Just when you think you cannot love Garner anymore, she does something like this. She is just the cutest actress in so many ways and it is not just because of her dimples.
Last week, Jennifer Garner signed on for a TV show on HBO and this weekend she was seen selling cookies outside of a supermarket. So has the soon-to-be-divorcee hit hard times? If you consider being a mom to Girl Scouts during cookie season hard, then she is.
On a positive note for her, with Seraphina being 12 and Violet, 9, she only has a few more of suffering and asking everyone she knows to buy those yummy thin mints. I am so craving them now.
BTW Jennifer, you know pot is legal here in California? That means there are better locations for you sell the cookies at like a dispensary.
