Do you know how Joey had a stuffed penguin on Friends? Ever wonder what would happen if real penguins visited his apartment? Well, that actually happened. The flightless birds from Shedd Aquarium visited the Friends’ Experience in Chicago, and they had a blast. They got to see Hugsy, check out Monica’s apartment, and get some coffee at Central Perk.
In other words, Howard, Georgia, Fitz, and Mercedes all had a day they will never forget. If you are in Illinois, you too can have that same excitement starting on March 17th. Be a Friend and go see both! You can make a day of it.
If you think about it, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year because of COVID-19, so this will help to get you out of second gear.
NYC has been going through a lot of changes recently, and it needs to be cleaned up. Well, it got some help from an unusual source, a dog. He saw a rat and put it in his mouth like it was pizza. Wonder where he learned that from?
Someone found a lost sheep in an Australian forest that was covered in a lot of fleece. How much fleece? 78 pounds of it.
When the person saw the overgrown sheep, they called Edgar’s Mission Farm Sanctuary to rescue him, according to Reuters. Rescue him they did. They brought him back to their place and gave him the shearing he so desperately needed.
Now Baarack is running around, clean-cut with all of his new friends. While several other people are wearing wool sweaters made out of him.
Winnie went out for a walk in the snow with her mom, and the dog decided to write a message. At first, her furent could not figure out what she drew, and then she did. It is a penis!
Get this pooch into art school ASAP with her sister Jules, who is away at school, because she has a real talent. Even I can’t draw a penis as well as she did with her paws.
Seriously, who has ever seen a canine do that? Maybe, they do it all the time. We just never noticed because they are not writing it in the snow. Then again, Winnie could be sending a message back to her home planet to rescue her from all of the dicks down here on Earth? Could it be that Men In Black got it right, and dogs are really aliens? Things that make you go, 2020.
On the second day, of the fourteenth month, of the year two-thousand and twenty, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow.
That means that we will have six more weeks of winter. It is some much-needed happy news for the people on the East Coast who watched nearly two feet of snow fall down on them yesterday.
2020, the year that keeps on giving.
Oh, and I know that today is Groundhog’s Day; but haven’t we been living Bill Murray’s version of it since March?
