How many times has someone said to you, “What did you buy me?” Jokingly, you replied, “Sh!t,” but it was what you were thinking of giving them at that moment. I know I have even said to them, “Hold on, let me see if my kitty left you a little gift!”
Well, I guess the people at River Wolfe Art Jewelry thought the same thing because they came up with Cat Poop earrings and necklaces that look like the real thing! Before you go Me-ew, the crap is made out of the same thing as litter…clay. See, now it is a purrfect present.
Not only is the idea great, the price is so reasonable that you can buy it for all the sh!ts on your Christmas list. How cheap? The necklace with a stainless steel chain is $17 and the earrings with hypo-allergenic wires is $22 online. At those prices they truly are the meowvelous present for the person who has everything. You know, people like me who really really want them. Although, my cat might look at me weirder than she already does, but I don’t care I must have them. So buy them for me, now!
On Saturday, the shoppers at the Home Depot in Sugar Land, Tx were in for quite a surprise when an 800lbs alligator wandered into the parking lot there. According to KTRK, the person who caught Godzilla was a 30 year old female dental hygienist who weighs about an 1/8th of what the large reptile weighs. Which I am sure emasculated most of the men who were shopping at the hardware store.
So what happens to Godzilla now? He is off to a farm where he will spend the rest of life mating and getting fed every day. Now you know why he went to Home Depot? I would want that life too, sex and food, what more can you ask for?
If you are like me, then you dream of dressing your pet up for Halloween. Only thing, is you don’t what costume to get them. Well, yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s show, they came up with some great and fun disguises you can put on your loyal companion. Who doesn’t want to dress their pup up as Bernie Sanders or their turtle as the Staples’ Easy Button or an owl as a Minion? These are just a few of the costume ideas the TBS show came up with and you can see the rest when you hit play.
I just wish he had an idea for a cat. I would’ve let him use my kitty as a model. Although she doesn’t do well with being dressed up or cameras or an audience. She would’ve been purrfect.
What are dressing your best friend up as for Halloween? My BFF is going as a cat because that is all she will allow me to dress her up as. She wins!
We are just 11 days away from Halloween, and do you need a costume for your happy hamster? Hello Denizen came up with the perfect one. Remember Pizza Rat? Well she put a fabric pizza on her little pet and off Tiny Hamster went.
How hamsterable would it be to go Trick or Treating and to see Tiny greet you with its little pizza slice of heaven on its back?
I like the idea so much, I am going to buy one of those squeezable dog pizza dog toys and put it on my cat’s back on October 31st. Then I will drive myself over to the hospital and get some much needed stitches for attempting something so stupid.
What are you dressing your best buddy as for Halloween?
A few weeks ago, we all fell in love with the Pizza Rat. Well, when he dropped the slice, he left it there. Which makes me think, he was not born in NYC because no one from the city would leave a good piece of pizza on the ground like that.
Fast forward to today, Jonathen Liu, was waiting for a train when he saw two rats fight over a slice of pizza. It looked like the first rat had it free and clear, but then out of nowhere a second one came and stole it away from him. Well, no NYer, not matter its size, is going to take that. So he chased after the thief and got his meal back.
Now that is how you do a Pizza Rat in NYC!
