We are used to seeing penguins in their black tie suits, but since it is Christmas we are seeing them don a different type of one. The Long Island Aquarium & Exhibition Center dressed up three of their residents in Santa suits and it is the cutest thing you will see all day.
I don’t know about you, but I want one of those for my own because they are so precious. My cat wants them for a different reason, which is why I can’t get one.
Back in the ’90s, Mark Wahlberg showed us he had some dope dance moves with the music video for his song Good Vibrations, but his Funky Bunch ain’t got nothing on this pooch. Nick Joseph shared a video of a Boston Terrier giving us his best rhythm and rhyme to the one-hit wonder and he is going to be a sweet sensation. Can you feel the vibration too when wiggled his little legs to beat?
If I were Marky Mark, I would just hand over my Calvins to this arfdorable pup because he showed him who got the funkiest moves.
BTW how long until this guy is on Ellen? 3-2-1
Some cats like stuffed animals, and then there is this guy who got into a cat fight with a fake tiger. The kitty went all Mohamed Ali on it. So much so, I don’t think Mike Tyson in his prime would’ve been able to survive a round in the ring with him. Floyd Mayweather would just hand over his belt to this cat, rather than fight him.
My cat saw this and said, “He’s hot!” But then again, she has a thing for the bad boys and really strong right! Which has gotten her banned from two of my friend’s houses. What can I say, I taught go in for the kiss and then smack the bitch right across the kisser.
How many times has someone said to you, “What did you buy me?” Jokingly, you replied, “Sh!t,” but it was what you were thinking of giving them at that moment. I know I have even said to them, “Hold on, let me see if my kitty left you a little gift!”
Well, I guess the people at River Wolfe Art Jewelry thought the same thing because they came up with Cat Poop earrings and necklaces that look like the real thing! Before you go Me-ew, the crap is made out of the same thing as litter…clay. See, now it is a purrfect present.
Not only is the idea great, the price is so reasonable that you can buy it for all the sh!ts on your Christmas list. How cheap? The necklace with a stainless steel chain is $17 and the earrings with hypo-allergenic wires is $22 online. At those prices they truly are the meowvelous present for the person who has everything. You know, people like me who really really want them. Although, my cat might look at me weirder than she already does, but I don’t care I must have them. So buy them for me, now!
On Saturday, the shoppers at the Home Depot in Sugar Land, Tx were in for quite a surprise when an 800lbs alligator wandered into the parking lot there. According to KTRK, the person who caught Godzilla was a 30 year old female dental hygienist who weighs about an 1/8th of what the large reptile weighs. Which I am sure emasculated most of the men who were shopping at the hardware store.
So what happens to Godzilla now? He is off to a farm where he will spend the rest of life mating and getting fed every day. Now you know why he went to Home Depot? I would want that life too, sex and food, what more can you ask for?
