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Scaredy cats and other animals!
June 27th, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Anyone who has a pet can tell you how much fun it is to scare them. They jump, they hide, they plot and they are always funny! Don’t believe me? Just watch this video that The Pet Collective put together a collection of animals getting scared. It is the laugh we all need today, so enjoy it!

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This sneaky squirrel stole a doughnut from a cop
June 26th, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: 2 ]


You know the stereotype of how cops like to eat doughnuts? Well, it is true! At least for one police officer in Anchorage, Alaska.

The other day when an officer was getting ready to eat his frosted doughnut, a cute little squirrel grabbed it away from him before he had the chance. Since no one or no thing comes between a cop and doughnut, he chased after the thief. Unfortunately for him, running on four legs makes you faster than when you do it on two.

Therefore, the criminal got away. But there is an all points bulletin out on the bandit. So keep your eye out on furry squirrel about a foot long with frosting all over his lips. The last description should make him stand out in a lineup. That is if anyone can catch him. Although, after a few more doughnuts that should be an easy task.

When it comes to what he will be charged with, the Anchorage Police Department has this to say, “Seriously. He stole a perfectly good donut. FROM A COP. That’s a straight-up felony. Also… it’s rude.”

In the squirrel’s defense, a nut is a nut even if it is a doughnut.

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Dwayne ‘The Dog’ Johnson is giving The Rock some competition!
June 15th, 2018 under Animals, Conan O'Brien, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


There is a cat known as Buff Cat because he is muscular. My cat is like him, except her muscles are all fat and fur.

Anyways, there is a writer’s assistant on Conan and she has a little 3-pound Chihuahua called Dwayne “The Dog” Johnson. When she saw Buff Cat, she wanted to make her puppy just like the kitty. After several strength training lessons, it worked! Now he is so strong that he can pull a refrigerator all by himself. Take that, The Rock.

I was so impressed by The Dog that I gave my cat some lessons. She is home alone and I am in the hospital getting a blood transfusion. But at least she got a workout and I lost a pound too. A pound of blood.

Seriously though, I love how they say you should never work with animals and this pooch showed us why. Give him some loving and he will come over to you and give you some back!

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Four peacocks are wreaking havoc in Philadelphia
May 31st, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: 3 ]


Four peacocks broke free from the Philadelphia Zoo, which they often do, and they were looking for a quick way out of town. What is the quickest way to do it? Fly of course. Which they can do, but they heard about the problems that United has had with some animals on their flights.

Since that is not an option, they made their way to the interstate, for the first time in their many attempts for freedom, according to CBS3’s Alexandra Hoff. The only problem is that they forgot to rent a car and Philly drivers are not the most patient to let them take over the road. Luckily, someone, in the city of brotherly love, noticed their feeble attempt to get to Hershey Park, at least that is where I would go, and called the cops. Once the popo arrived on the scene, they gave the peapea an escort off of the road. But not before causing a major traffic jam.

What happened to the colorful birds? Well, they are still loose and looking for their way out of there if is the last thing they ever do. And we are left with the age-old question, why did the peacock cross the road?

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Cats can be real 💩💩
May 21st, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


Anyone who has a cat can tell you that they love their pussy, but also that that pussy can be a real 💩 at times.

They will be all cute, looking for a kiss, then you give them one and they bite your face. Or they go up on your table and knock everything off of it one by one. Or you are trying to work and they lie down on whatever you are working on preventing you from doing anything but giving them some loving. As much as you want to hate them, you cannot because they are just so purrfect.

Do not have a kitty, then watching the above video from The Pet Collective will help you understand what every cat owner goes through on a daily basis.

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