On September 24th, 7 customers at a bar drinking coffee got a morning wakeup call they were never expecting.
According to Ouest-France, a young racehorse, who was being trained at the Chateau de Chantilly racetrack north of Paris, was being walked back to her stable. Then the horse’s trainer somehow fell and the filly got away from him as she has done in the past. She then crossed the street and galloped into the bar, scaring the remaining customers at around 10a in the morning.
The horse ran in one door, through the bar, turned around and ran out. Shockingly, no one, not even the horse was injured. If I were a betting girl, I would bet on Bar None. That should be her racing name, right?
When it comes to Bar None, you can’t blame her. She had every right to enter because there was no sign that read, “No horsing around!”
On August 8th, Tonks was born in the Denver Zoo. She is one of only 24 Aye-Ayes in 7 American zoos. The nocturnal lemurs are some of the rarest and hardest to see animals in the world. Those who see them, say that they are ugly. Not me, I think she is beautiful.
What makes her and her relatives so distinctive? The zoo says the Aye-Ayes have coarse dark hair, long bushy tails, rodent-like teeth, piercing eyes and skeletal hands that feature extra-long middle fingers with hooked claws and native to remote areas of Madagascar.
When it comes to when people will be able to see Tonks at the zoo, visitors will have to wait a few months. She will remain in her nest box until she is mature enough to be let out.
BTW am I the only one who wants to see an Aye-Aye in a Disney movie?
A Redondo Beach police officer wanted to see if Ammo, his K-9 partner, would like the Jack-in-the-box he got him. Therefore, he turned the key and pop came Jack. As soon as Ammo saw it, he grabbed the toy like it was drug dealer trying to sneak in the good stuff.
If this is how Ammo handles a Jack-in-the-box, them imagine how he would handle a Jack? I would be afraid. I would be afraid.
When it comes to the classic toy, I think we can all agree that Ammo is not a fan. Instead of Pop Goes the Weasel, it should be dead goes the weasel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1A8hJFCY8c
Yesterday in a tweet, Donald Trump was happy that John Kelly fired “that dog” Omarosa. It was not the first time he used that phrase, so Seth Meyers wanted to see what it was like when you fire an actual dog.
The Late Night host brought out one of the cutest dogs to give so that he could put out her out to pasture. Which turns out was the right thing to do because Daphne did not do anything of the things she was supposed to do. She did not stay on her mark. She did not stay still. She did not jump on the chair when he told her to do it. However, none of it was her fault. I mean her name is Daphne and he kept calling her Kevin. I would anything the NBC host told me to do either.
Who is the bitch now, Seth Meyers?
When it comes to the segment, I really hope it becomes a regular one because it was the best thing to happen to late night TV all year. How many times did you feel bad for our furry little friend? Meyers was just arful to fire her. He should have known better because after all, they say never work with babies and animals.
We know that animals like to dance to music, but did you know they can play the instruments that make that music? The Pet Collective did, so they made a video of several different animals jamming.
There are drumming dogs, thrashing piglets, tickling the ivories birds, and cats! The only thing missing from this purrfect band is Animal from The Muppets. Other than that they are totally arfmazing and oinkstanding!
