They say never work with animals and kids, but newspeople have no choice. Therefore, they go out and cover cats, dogs, bugs and whatever mammal they are assigned to interview. Since things do not always go their way, News Funnies put together a collection of the moo-st arfdorable bloopers of the year.
It is videos like this that make me glad I never became a reporter and only worked from behind the scenes. I would be the person that an animal pooped on, on live TV.
NYC subway riders have seen a lot of interesting things. However, BART in San Fransisco saw something unique. Not a unicorn, but a pony. Lou was so shocked when he saw it on his train that he posted to spread good luck. Someday soon, the pony is going to bring people good luck.
KQED found Sweets and turns out she is a rescue and she is being trained to be a service pony. That explains why she was so calm on the train.
Expect the unexpected wherever you go because you never know what you will see and where ever you go. Whoever thought we would see a pony on Bay Area Rapid Transit, but we have.
Remember Pizza Rat? Well, there is a new rat getting attention in NYC. WhatsNewYork caught up with one in a sh!tty situation. As in, he was in a toilet. Where are one of the snakes or crocodiles when you need one?
No, we can be like eww gross, but maybe he is toilet trained. Who wouldn’t want a rodent that sh!ts in a porcelain throne and not in our hands?
Even though Halloween was almost a week ago, there is one black cat who is not ready for the season to end. Yesterday, that beautiful baby ran on to the field during the NY Giants and Dallas Cowboy game and scored a touchdown in our hearts. Not only in our hearts but they also ran from the 50-yard line to the end zone in record time. The kitty did such a good job, hopefully, the Cincinnati Bengals will recruit him.
However since the Giants lost the game and they are having a bad season, maybe they should be the ones who adopt the feline for their NFL team.
When it comes to what happened to the cat, MetLife Stadium gave this update, “For those wondering about the status of our furry friend 😺 at tonight’s @Giants game 👇. The black cat ran off the field and disappeared under a seating section. Once we locate and safely capture the cat, we will take it to a veterinarian for examination.”
Once they capture it and bring it to a vet (I know a good one in NJ if you need it), I am sure there will be a lot of people who will want to give that pussy furever home.
They say if there was a nuclear war, that the roaches would still be crawling around. Point is nothing will kill them. Not even smoking cigarettes.
Don’t believe me. Tom Kretchman caught one taking a drag and it kept on going. If it moves like that with a cig, then imagine what he would be doing with a joint. You don’t have to be high to giggle over that.
BTW I am so grateful I did not know we had cockroaches that big when I lived in NYC. I think I would have moved away sooner. Either that or they have been genetically mutating since I left? Someone has been watching too many creature features this October.
