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How much did Andy Dick pay those women to pose with him like that?
December 9th, 2007 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: 1 ]

Andy Dick posed with those 5 women in Las Vegas last night which makes wonder in a town where prostitution is legal…how much Andy Dick paid them? Not that I think they are prostitutes, I am just trying to understand out why any sane woman would pose with Andy Dick like that?

Jon Lovitz is my hero!!!
July 18th, 2007 under Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz. [ Comments: none ]

Jon Lovitz has done what so many people have wanted to do…he beat the sh!t of Andy Dick according to Page Six!!!

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it – and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you – you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

It is amazing that Andy Dick has gone this long without getting an a$$ whooping before this. 



Seriously why do people still book Andy Dick?
February 19th, 2007 under Andy Dick, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

I am still amazed that people are still booking him with all his past antics? I mean what more does he have to do for people to stop booking him? He destroyed William Shatner’s Roast, he attacked Keifer Sutherland at the SAG Awards and so many other sick unfunny things. What was Jimmy Kimmel thinking? That all of a sudden he would be good? Please, Andy Dick will do anything for attention and doesn’t care how unfunny he is.
This is a message to all the bookers out there…STOP booking him.


The sad things Andy Dick will do for attention
December 5th, 2006 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Dick hasn’t learned anything from the Michael Richards incident. According to sources, the hopped-up comedian hopped onstage Saturday at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and dropped the n-bomb on a room full of stunned clubgoers. Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of Michael Richards came up, but the two comics quickly moved past it. As Dick exited the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You’re all a bunch of niggers!" The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren’t there. Calls to Dick’s rep were not immediately returned.


Why do people invite him anywhere? He is not funny and is just so f()cked up, I just don’t get…but then again it just might be me?



Andy Dick disinvited to a comedy festival
August 17th, 2006 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

CRAZED comic Andy Dick has been banned from next month’s New York City Underground Comedy festival following his bizarre behavior at Comedy Central’s roast of William Shatner. As Page Six reported, Dick licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before groping and biting the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller backstage after the taping last Sunday. Festival spokesman Ryan McCormick says the ban on Dick will be rescinded only if he wears a Hannibal Lecter mask, comes with a doctor’s note stating that he has had tetanus shots and agrees to buy Stadtmiller an "all-expense paid vacation to Hawaii."

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It is about time. 


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