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Steven Tyler and Snow off-White!
March 30th, 2015 under Aerosmith. [ Comments: none ]


Steven Tyler fought off seven men to get his woman, and Snow White will never be the same again. After meeting the lead singer of Aerosmith, she will never be snow white again. And all of those Prince Charmings should take note because that is a really good thing for her.
Would it be terribly wrong if I said that after their meeting, it gives to meaning to the chant the Dwarfs sing. You know, “Hi ho, Hi ho!” Yes, there is a special place in hell for me. I have accepted it.

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Steven Tyler watches the Super Bowl like a dude!
February 1st, 2015 under Aerosmith, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]


Bronx born Steven Tyler loves his New England Patriots, so he made sure to go to the Super Bowl to see them play. So while everyone in the stadium had their eyes focused on the field, he was more interested in getting some rays. Can’t say I blame him because the game wasn’t kind of a snooze.

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Steven Tyler got mistletoe!
December 1st, 2014 under Aerosmith. [ Comments: none ]


It is Christmas time and that means that Steven Tyler can walk around with mistletoe and kissed as often as he holds it up. So ladies, if you see this guy with some greenery, be prepared to be loving in elevators whether or not you are in one.
When it comes to Jennifer Nettles, I am sorry, but don’t ever wear a catsuit like that again. So not flattering.

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Does Steven Tyler look more like a lady now?
August 27th, 2014 under Aerosmith. [ Comments: none ]


Steven Tyler did a Justin Bieber and shared video of himself shaving off his mustache. Why he lost the facial hair after all of this time is unknown. But like him, I am saying, “Oh sh!t!”
So do you want to see what he looks when he was done, then click here!

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Johnny Depp, Steven Tyler, Jim Carrey and who invited Adrien Brody?
July 30th, 2014 under Aerosmith, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp. [ Comments: 1 ]


Steven Tyler Instagrammed this photo of himself with Johnny Depp, Jim Carrey and, I assume, a very stoned Adrien Brody. I get why the Aerosmith singer, Jack Sparrow and Ace Ventura are all hanging out like bros; but why is the guy from The Piano with them. Yes, he’s an Oscar winner, but he is no icon like the other three. I mean, I guess I can photoshop him out the photo to make it the most awesome picture since Liza Minnelli’s wedding one with Dame Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Jackson. But he’s there so I’ll leave him.
Now forgetting about him, how bitching is it to see Depp, Carrey and Tyler hanging out together? Way like cool! Seriously, how is that fire alarm not going off? Because those three are too hot to handle! They are a total three-alarm fire.

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