In the olden days, fast food tried to kill us with hamburgers and fries. That was then and now they are combining foods you never knew that needed to be combined. Case in point, starting on June 27th, Burger King is going to start selling Mac ‘n Cheetos. What is it beside delicious? It is Mac ‘n Cheese bites with Cheetos breading.
Sounds so yummy, I will be at BK on the 27th and at the hospital on 28th.
Burger King decided to get creative with their Whopper and turned it into a Whopperrito. According to GrubGrade, for a limited time only in Hermitage, PA, the fast food giant is selling their signature burger as a burrito. I hope it is a huge success because my mouth is watering for that flame grilled goodness. And unlike the Halloween Whopper, it won’t your turn your poop green. It will make you poop, but normal colored poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
OK, I am the type of person who doesn’t see people’s skin color. So when there was all this controversy over the Cheerios ad with an interracial child, I didn’t know there was a problem until I found out why a bunch of idiots were upset over it.
But, this ad for Qiaobi Detergent in China is blatantly racist. A Chinese woman is doing laundry when an African-American man covered in paint enters the room, she signals him over and then he tries to kiss her. Instead of putting her tongue in his mouth, she puts a pod in there and forces him into the washer. I was expecting him to come out dressed in a tux holding a dozens roses to give to her and I was horribly mistaken. Instead a Chinese man comes holding the pod.
Seriously? OMG! WTF? I am speechless because that is the most racist thing I have seen. How could anyone in their right mind approve that ad. Then you have to think that several people approved it. What the f*ck is wrong with people? That commercial needs to be burned and all the people responsible for it should never be allowed to work in any form of advertising again. Unless it is working on a street corner spinning a sign.
What do you think of this atrocious ad?
Are you prepared to be shocked? MC Hammer is afraid of hammers. That’s right, the man who goes by the tool and tells us to, “Stop, Hammer Time,” is scared of that H-Word. Why is he so terrified of the piece of wood with a metal top? He told The Huffington Post, “You can hit your fingers. So I try my best to not have to hammer too many things.” That makes sense, sort of?
I guess he is 2 Legit 2 Quit a lot things, but his horrifying name is not one of them.
Granted this could all be a lie because he is promoting Command™ Brand from 3M, a hammer alternative. What do you think?
via Weird Al Yankovic
If you have been on social media recently, then you have seen the hashtag #FeelTheBern for Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders. Well, you weren’t alone because the AIDS Healthcare Foundation saw it too and that gave them an idea. They came up with a new brilliant billboard campaign for STD testing awareness and used the slogan “Feel the burn?” Gonorrhea and Chlamydia are on the rise and Jason Farmer, Senior Director of Creative at AIDS Healthcare Foundation feels that, “Senator Sanders’ powerful message resonates with a lot of Americans, particularly young people. We hope that our lighthearted—but highly important—billboard campaign for STD testing will as well.”
So if you feel the burn, then you can get tested for free at one of their Wellness Centers. If you are feeling the burn and go to get tested, when you are done buy some condoms and use them whenever you are having sex.