The Supreme Court announced their decision today on Same-Sex Marriages and they declared that it is constitutionally legal in all 50 states! That’s right, everyone can marry who they want no matter what the other person’s sex is! About freaking time!!!
SCOTUS voted 5-4 to legalize Same-Sex Marriages throughout the United States. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote, “It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves.” Then he added, “Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law. The Constitution grants them that right.”
So put on your dancing shoes because we are going to need them for all of the weddings we are going to have to go in the near future.
via KABC
A 16 year old girl bought a padded bra top off of Amazon. Even though it says that it runs small, her mom was shocked by how small it runs. It is so small that the top fit the cat better than her daughter.
The mom was so disgusted by it, she wrote a review so that anyone who considered ordering it would know. She wrote, “My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see… here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat.” Purrfect!
Remember when it was time to go to your prom and you couldn’t wait for that someone to ask you or to ask someone to it. You wanted that moment to be special? You waited and waited and then it was time.
Well this year, some guys found a way to ask their dates in a very sweet way. That way included Dunkin Donuts. Only problem is with prom just weeks away, she can’t eat any of them if she wants to fit into that dress that you want to take off of her.
But it’s the thought that counts and their thoughts were delectable!
#DDProm via Allie Fry, Martin de Wit and Paul Kim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU0bF8mve4M
A dog jumped out of his owner’s car on the highway in Brazil and a bunch motorcyclists stopped traffic to rescue him. The lost pup was so scared, he ran away from his rescuers until eventually they were able to capture him. Once they did, he was reunited with his owner and all was OK.
There are so many positive things about this videos. The fact that all those strangers came to the dog’s aid is amazing. But what also really touched my heart, is not only did all of those cars stop, but none of them beeped their horns complaining about being stopped for a four-legged friend. How remarkable is that?
Are you a man with a small penis and do you want to meet other men who are just like you? Well, Ant Smith is organizing a party where you can get to know other fellows who are as well endowed as you.
The 48 year old is 4″ erect, and said that he is comfortable with it because his wife of 17 years has helped him comes to terms with it. He wants other men to be OK with they have just like he is. He told i100, “I look back and I think how much time and how much energy have I wasted in my life being worried about something that really doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.” Then he added, “My life is so much easier now that this issue is in the open. For me one brave step, one very small brave step can change completely the shape of your life.”
So if you want to meet other guys, who are ready to come out to world, and tell everyone that they have a little pee pee, then you can get more information about the Big Small Penis Party here that is taking place on March 7 in London. Women get in for a kind donation and men must pay a 50p ($76.66) per claimed phallic inch. I wonder if they will be honest. You’d think they would be, but then again they might actually say they are smaller, for once, to get 50p off?
The one thing I really want to know is how many sport cars, pickup trucks and automobiles with oversized tires will be parked outside. C’mon ladies, admit that we can tell a guy’s dick size by the car he drives!
Seriously men, be proud of what your mama gave you because it really is about the motion in the ocean.
