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Adam Sandler’s daughters wrote his hilarious Gotham Awards speech
November 28th, 2022 under Adam Sandler. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Sandler was awarded with Performer Tribute at the 32nd Gotham Awards yesterday. Something he knew about for a while. However, he was too busy to write a speech.

Therefore, his daughters, Sadie, 16, and Sunny, 14, offered to write it for him.

How did they do? Let’s just say he should have them write his comedic movies from now on because they are better at it than their dad. Maybe, instead of winning Razzies for his comedies, he could win an Oscar. Too far. I know; I felt that too.

Back to the speech. If you don’t believe me when I tell you how hysterical it is, then watch it above and tell me what you think.

I am not sharing the quotes for two reasons:
1. I am lazy!
2. Reading what he said doesn’t do his girls’ words justice.

So sit back and watch the funniest thing Sandler has done since, I don’t know when, because that was a long, long, long time ago. Oh yeah, when he started working with Jennifer Aniston.

Oh, and some people say that Sadie and Sunny didn’t write it. I think they did. Because he genuinely seemed to laugh at some of their zingers.


Adam Sandler almost lost his Happy Gilmore to a seagull
June 7th, 2022 under Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Sandler has a black eye after an accident in his bed. And it turns out that is not his worst recent injury.

Yesterday, when the Sandman was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, the actor told the host a story about his recent trip to Spain. When he was there, he went for a swim in the Meditteranean. The water there is very salty, so everything floats. And I do mean everything.

As the comedian was in the water, he noticed everyone was naked because it was a nude beach. He decided to give it a go and took off his bathing suit. That caused his testicles and fishing hook to float up to the water.

It must’ve looked yummy because some seagulls thought it was a fish, I am sorry, worm, and tried to take a bite out of it. But when they got closer, they realized it was not what they thought it was and flew away. He thought he was in the clear until he saw another seagull that thought it looked like a Wendy’s french fry.

And now he will never go nude again, and the seagulls are happy about that.


Adam Sandler gave himself a black eye
June 6th, 2022 under Adam Sandler, Michael Strahan. [ Comments: 2 ]

Adam Sandler was on Good Morning America today, and he had a black eye. Before the anchors could start interviewing him about his Netflix movie Hustle which starts streaming on Wednesday, they had to know what happened to him.

In typical Sandler fashion, there is a funny story behind it. The comedian explained that he was sleeping in bed, and the sheets were tucked in too tight. So, he decided to kick the sheets to loosen them up. However, he forgot that his phone was in the middle of the bed. Therefore, when he kicked up the sheet, it caused the phone to go flying and hit him right below his eye. Even though he felt there was blood on his face, he was too tired to do anything about it at that moment.

Sandler doesn’t think it looks cool, but the people on the streets of NYC think it gives him street cred. As a NYer, he is right. It does! That’s how we roll in the City.

Talking about black eyes, Michael Strahan better hope LeBron James doesn’t give him one after this interview. Why? When Sandler told the former football player that he has a similar build as the basketball player and James could’ve played with the pigskin too, the GMA host responded with “No!” And then he added, “But I could’ve played basketball.” Strahan, those are some fighting words, and my money would be on LeBron.


Should Adam Sandler do a movie with Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Aniston?
October 26th, 2020 under Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Sandler’s two leading are Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Aniston. Recently, Twitter debated who he should have his 51st first date with. Today, when the wedding singer was on Drew’s daytime talk show, they talked about that.

Of course, he said he liked them both equally. Then Drew suggested that the three of them do a movie with the actresses riding off into the sunset without him. I say they should do it. What about you?

They can play his ex-wives, and they are reuniting for his third wedding. The two of them hate him so much, and they are out to destroy. Only to find out they are both still in love with him. Then the two of them fight over him, and the third wife-to-be is caught in the middle of all of the mayhem. Until there is only one winner, Sandler’s fourth wife-to-be. Now all three of them would rather go to his funeral rather than his wedding. They can call it Four Weddings and Funeral. Isn’t that an awesome title for a movie? Never been done!

When it comes to who should be the ultimate winner, Drew hands down! Who doesn’t love her more than Aniston? Besides her friends, of course.


Is this Adam Sandler’s saddest song?
April 17th, 2020 under Adam Sandler. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Sandler can write some funny songs, but then some of the other ones are sad. Today, he released his newest one, and it is called We’re Never Gonna Shake Hands Again. I have to admit that it just brought a tear to my eye.

However, those tears of sadness became tears from laughter as I watched the music video that goes along with the song. Now, I don’t know what emotion to have.

All I know is I want to shake someone’s hand after that, and I want to shake someone’s hand now. I miss shaking hands.

Back to Sandler, his voice sounds like an early ’80s New Wave singer on this song. Do you hear that too?


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