Ashton Kutcher was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon decided to milk his appearance on the show. As in the NBC host challenged him to a Cow Milking Contest.
The two men sat down with their cows and Kutcher rubbed his for good luck. Well, the mama started to move. There was a huge reason why. She took a big old 💩. I guess you can say he has the reverse of the Midas Touch.
In fact, it continued on because he lost to the gagging Fallon who could not take the 💩 stench.
That is why working with big animals on talk shows is always the best. They either pee or poop. While that is great for us. There is always that poor underpaid person who has to clean it up.
