Matthew Perry is a guest on Ellen today and he got very excited about something Ellen DeGeneres mentioned in her monologue. The daytime talk show host talked about a local service that sends out Topless Maids to clean your house. Well once the Friends star heard that he wanted her to Go On about their services. So much so that during a commercial break the two of them called 818-666-HUGE to learn more and sounded like he wanted to employee all of their girls to tidy up his messy house with their t!tties. You know Matthew, I am willing to save you a few bucks and clean your house topless. And in exchange I would like you to be topless too!!! I think that is fair exchange!
BTW I was happy to hear that they offer topless men to do the dirty work too because they are so much more useful than those strippers I hire to entertain me.
