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February 10th, 2010 under Jessica Simpson, John Mayer


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John Mayer is a man known for his TMIs and the latest one is about Jessica Simpson and it comes via his interview with Playboy.

PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.

MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.

PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?

MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.

MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”

Well I am sure Jessica Simpson’s phone will be ringing off the hook now because if the man known for being really good bed says he was addicted to sex with her, I am sure men will want to tap that after that vote of approval. I guess Nick Lachey taught her well and that kind of scares because what is that saying about Nick Lachey?
Back to John Mayer and the Playboy interview, it is a really interesting read and I suggest checking it out. You also learn from the interview he really fell hard for Jennifer Aniston for some strange reason.

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