Larry David was on the Today show today, and he did something that stunned many—and left others envious.
What did he do? He beat up Elmo. That’s right. He smothered and punched the beloved Sesame Street resident live on the air.
Poor Elmo was on the morning news program to ask people how they feel. And, like the responses to his tweet this week, he is not doing well.
Hopefully, Elmo is doing better now because the Curb Your Enthusiasm star apologized to the muppet, who likes to be tickled as compared to punched.
And David is a bigger man than Justin Timberlake. The Dick without a Box introduced his song Cry Me a River yesterday by saying, “I’d like to take this opportunity…to apologize…to absolutely fucking nobody.”
Oh, he will be apologizing to fucking everybody because his record and concert sales are going to tank. And even another shitty *NSYNC song is not going to save his sorry fucking ass without him learning to say I am sorry.
