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Dwayne ‘The Dog’ Johnson is giving The Rock some competition!
June 15th, 2018 under Animals, Conan O'Brien, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

There is a cat known as Buff Cat because he is muscular. My cat is like him, except her muscles are all fat and fur.

Anyways, there is a writer’s assistant on Conan and she has a little 3-pound Chihuahua called Dwayne “The Dog” Johnson. When she saw Buff Cat, she wanted to make her puppy just like the kitty. After several strength training lessons, it worked! Now he is so strong that he can pull a refrigerator all by himself. Take that, The Rock.

I was so impressed by The Dog that I gave my cat some lessons. She is home alone and I am in the hospital getting a blood transfusion. But at least she got a workout and I lost a pound too. A pound of blood.

Seriously though, I love how they say you should never work with animals and this pooch showed us why. Give him some loving and he will come over to you and give you some back!


Skyscraper looks like it will send your heartbeat through the roof
May 23rd, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock’s action movies have a way of giving you such an adrenaline rush that your heart is still racing long after you left the movie theater. After I saw San Andreas, I was driving home in such a panic, thinking any second now the earth was going to start quaking. Then I was wondering why I was driving towards it and not away from the epicenter that was featured in the film. At that point, I realized I was still on stable ground and then I was cursing him out for releasing a movie like that. Someone who was at the University of Miami for Hurricane Andrew should not be making disaster films that alums like me, who now live in LA, are going to see. So not over that DJ.

Anyways that was a few years ago, this year he has a new summer blockbuster film coming out. Another disaster film, but this one is about an Skyscraper on fire because the terrorists want something from inside of it. Something only DJ can get and they will hold his family hostage until he gets. I did not think that any movie could top The Towering Inferno, but this one might come pretty close.

I don’t know about you, but I will be there to see on July 13th. Although, this time I will make someone else do the driving. Preferably someone who does not live in a Skyscraper.


Who has an uglier baby, The Rock or Kevin Hart?
May 1st, 2018 under Kevin Hart, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

In the last 6 months, both Kevin Hart and The Rock welcomed babies. In November, Hart became a father to his second son, Kenzo Kash and last month Dwayne Johnson said hello to his third daughter, Tiana.

While both of them have been sharing photos of their newborns, I never realized until now how much each of their kids looks exactly like the other one. You know, they have made so many movies together that maybe their baby mamas got them confused on the night of conception. I mean they look so much, no they don’t. They are complete opposites in every way.

When it comes to who has the uglier baby? I love you DJ, but man you are one fugly baby.


The Rock has a new woman in his life!
April 23rd, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock has been promoting Rampage all over the world and he was afraid he was going to miss the birth of his third daughter, second with Lauren Hashian. Luckily he did not and here is he holding the tiny baby in his gigantic arms. The proud pop even had the time to write her mom and her a lovely note.

Skin to skin. Our mana.
Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world.
Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar.
I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there.
Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless.
And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life.
Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear.
Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck.
#3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan

Funny how DJ is currently Hollywood’s most macho man, yet he keeps having daughters to keep him in check. Hopefully Tiana will also have his personality aka sense of humor just like her big sister Jasmine, 2, already does.


Hey The Rock, is that a phone between your legs or are you just happy to see me?
April 11th, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock sat down with Good Morning America this morning and I could not help but to look at his crotch. That is because as he was talking about Rampage, that comes out on Friday, it caused a rampage in me. I was fixated on is that a phone between DJ’s legs. If it is not a phone, then we know why he is sitting like that. He has no choice. I mean look at the size of his feet and you know what they say about that!

Hey it Wednesday, do you expect better from me?


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