Seriously? OMG! WTF?

You know we are in dark times when Asylum tells Variety that we are getting a 7th Sharknado movie after claiming the 6th one would be the final one. Because nothing says end of times like donald trump as president, I mean, another film about killer sharks coming out of a tornado. But that is where we are at now.

Sharknado Origins will take place between all of the other Sharknados because the “final” feature traveled through time. According to the trade, the movie “will introduce audiences to a teenage Fin and April. The two cross paths during a perfect beach summer, where sparks immediately fly. But just as Fin is about to seal the moment with a promise ring, the sky darkens, a massive funnel cloud forms, and — you’ve guessed it — sharks dramatically erupt from the ocean. Thus, the very first Sharknado is born — because, as the description reads, ‘nothing says young love like airborne predators.’”

Here is something positive: Ian Ziering and Tara Reid will not be playing their teenage selves in this movie. Although how funny would it be if the quinquagenarians reprised their characters with bad makeup and ever worse wigs? Hey, Anthony Ferrante,  who is back to direct, can we make that happen?

Sharknado Origins is expected to begin filming soon, with a summer release. Where it will be released is TBD because Syfy is pretty much out of the original scripted business.

I hope it gets a theatrical release, and at least one movie theater agrees to show all seven movies as a movie marathon. I would love to see the audience’s faces when they finally see the light of day again.

Every Christmas morning, we wake up early, run straight to the tree, and forget to eat breakfast. Then once the gifts are open, we have to play with them, even though we are starving.

Well, Cinnabon has a solution to our hunger pains. What is it? It is wrapping paper that smells like their store. This way, we can imagine we are eating that sugary, cinnamon gooeyness as we figure out how to put coal in our crazy aunt’s bed because she made us the dreaded fruit cake again.

That is just one of the benefits of using it. The other is, I am that shitty aunt who brings fruitcake. So imagine how much less shitty that gift would be if you smelled Cinnabon before you saw what was inside?

“The holiday season is all about celebrating traditions while also creating new memories, and Cinnabon has been a part of those cherished moments for 40 years now,” said Urvi Patel, Chief Brand Officer at Cinnabon. “The scent of our cinnamon rolls is a powerful source of nostalgia, synonymous with mall culture. This year, we wanted to take that iconic and beloved scent and roll it directly into the magic of gift-giving – allowing fans to unbox the wow, making Cinnabon a cultural touchstone not just in taste, but in the entire sensory experience of the holidays.”

You can get a 2-pack of the wrapping paper that smells good enough to eat for just $8.99 while supplies last!

And I think my family would prefer that I use that over the unscented wrapping I am going to spray with fart spray. I am just trying to make that fruitcake look better in any way I can.

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This photo of Millie Bobby Brown has “Caption Me” written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

Before Kim Delaney was one of the Army Wives, she was just a college student in First Affair. How pretty was the 24-year-old in that 1983 telemovie?

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