Ed O’Neill may be a public figure known as America’s Dad, thanks to Married…with Children and Modern Family.
However, in real life, he is just a dad to his daughter, Claire. Like most 18-year-olds, she is on TikTok. But unlike most teens, her father is famous. He is also cool, so he asked if he could make a video with her, and he lip-synced Pañuelo De 2pac by Kryzzito with her.
With that, she is the coolest 18-year-old on TikTok, and he is the hippest dad! I can’t wait to see what they do next.
New Line Cinema has been keeping the plot of Final Destination: Bloodlines a secret. However, today they revealed why Death is coming for his victims in the sixth installment of the franchise.
The newest chapter in the series is the origin story, which tells the tale of the first calamity of those who should have died but didn’t. That disaster might have happened two generations ago, but Death is not done claiming his victims, including the ones that were not even born at the time the party came crashing down.
In present day, plagued by a violent recurring nightmare, college student Stefanie heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all.
As Stefanie’s family reunion invite list gets smaller and smaller, how many of her relatives will she be able to help cheat death…again? We will find out on May 16th.
For fans like me, bring the tissues because it is Tony Todd’s final ride as William Bludworth.
Jeopardy is a game show, and NYPD Blue is a detective show. And the former wanted to see how well the contestants knew the latter with the category of TV Sleuthing.
It would be a question like, “Who played the bald headed detective who sucked on lollipops?” The answer is, “Who is the sexy Telly Savalas?”
While that answer might be hard for some people, the contestants and I had no problem getting all of the questions correct. How did you do?
Pedro Pascal was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and it was one of the host’s best interviews in a while. As in, I actually watched it all the way through and have a lot of good tidbits to write about.
Kimmel’s first question was about the actor’s coffee drink. Does he really have six shots of espresso in his coffee? The answer is yes. It used to be four, but the cups got bigger, and the shots got weaker, so that is why he upped the game.
What does he get from all of that caffeine? He says, “You get really high, and you answer emails and stuff.” Can you imagine how fast he types? And how nonsensical his emails sound?
Then they talked about his family. He has 34 first cousins, and Kimmel wanted to know if he could name them all. He got up to 23! Which would have been more impressive if we hadn’t known how caffeinated he was. I could probably name all of my third grade classmates if I drank that more espresso.
Then, it was time for The Last of Us questions! Pascal will share spoilers with his Uber driver, so if you want to know what is going to happen this season, pretend to be an Uber driver and kidnap him. Well, maybe not kidnap him.
Even though he was not going to spoil this season, he did wind up doing just that. “Everything turns out fine,” he told Kimmel. “It is a completely different show this season. Catherine O’Hara is in it. It’s funny. And everything’s fine.” Is it? We will find out on April 13th.
Finally, it was time to talk about The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Kimmel wanted to know “if all of Mister Fantastic’s body parts stretch?” After a few seconds, with a big smile on his face, he said, “Everything has to stretch!” So there you have it!
Although, doesn’t the penis stretch for most men, especially the ones on Viagra?
One last note. Kimmel did mispronounce his name. Whoopsie.
