Smokey Robinson released an album called Gasms, and that got people excited. Not because he has new music out. But because we thought it was about orgasms.
The legendary singer took to social media to explain what Gasms is really about. “Gasms is about any good feeling you might have,” he said. “Get your mind off of sex. Because that is what you are connecting it to. Gasms is not only a sexual word. It’s a word that means whatever makes you happy. Whatever makes you happy is a gasm for you.”
The only gasm for me is an orgasm!
But then again, this is the man who gave us Cha-new-ka…
Madonna has been on the road since October, so it would make sense she might not know what city she is in. Personally, I am surprised any musician on a world tour knows where they are.
Case in point. Over the weekend, she was playing Toronto, but she called out the previous city she was in.
Needless to say, the Canadians were kind of hurt by her slip-up, and the singer felt it.
So, she apologized to them in her own unique way. “Are you guys mad at me ’cause I said ‘Hello, Boston?’ I’m sorry. What kind of fucked up shit is that,” she told the Rebel Hearts. “That would be like if you guys were saying, ‘Hey, Lady Gaga’s playing tonight!’ Ha. Ha. Ha. I wouldn’t like that. I mean, you know, nothing against Lady Gaga. Love her. I do! I love anyone shorter than me.”
At least, the 65-year-old is letting everyone know she is still the Queen of Mean, and those she deems as her subjects better watch out because she will come for you. Although, she should fight someone her own size.
Tony Orlando has been playing in Las Vegas for 50 years, and this week, he is going to end his golden run in the City of Sin.
But that is not the end of the 79-year-old’s live performances. He is going to play six more cities before he says farewell to singing in front of an audience.
“I am so honored that my last concert will be at my favorite venue on Earth, Mohegan Sun Arena,” said Tony Orlando. “My relationship with Tom Cantone, the stage crews, and the staff at Mohegan Sun Arena has been flawless. I also want to thank all my friends within the Mohegan Tribe for making me feel like family and for the opportunity to say goodbye. Thank you for making my dreams come true.”
So, tie a yellow ribbon around his tour bus because he is retiring. And I am sad about it.
I think we all know that Mariah Carey is not like you and me. And she posted a video to prove it.
The singer revealed she works out in a gown and heels. Her glam squad is available to her 24/7. She doesn’t read other people’s biographies because she has her own. And finally, her dogs get spa treatments after they eat.
My cat did not like that last part. And now she is expecting the same. But I don’t have Mimi’s money.
Things were tight on the Critic’s Choice red carpet yesterday, so celebrities were taking their opportunities to talk to other celebrities. And they didn’t care if that person was being interviewed at the time.
For example. Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon were being interviewed by KTLA, and Pedro Pascal was waiting in the wings.
Not to talk to Sam Rubin and Jessica Holmes, but he was waiting to talk to the actresses.
They wanted to talk about his sling, and he wanted to talk about being on their series. And both of them said that there is a role for him in season four.
It sounds like his character would get romantic with both of them. And he said, “I sleep with everyone on the show? I’m in!”
So, HBO, you must let him have some time off from The Last of Us to film TMS.
BTW Do you see what I mean when interviewers don’t let a moment happen? That interaction would’ve been so much better if Rubin and Holmes would’ve stood back and shut up. Not everything is about them on the red carpet.
