I know you are going to say I am weird, but I don’t watch any of the Bravo shows. I don’t care about any of The Housewives or Vanderpump Rules. However, I know both shows have their controversies, and people follow every juicy detail.
Dancing with the Stars is hoping that the Scandoval will bring in an audience for season 32. So today, Derek Hough, who is the new head judge (WTF), announced on Good Morning America that Ariana Madix will be competing on the show this season.
I hope that she has an affair with her dancing partner. Maybe it will be enough for me to tune in again now that the wicked witch Tyra Banks is gone. Who am I kidding? That ship has long sailed.
The rest of the “Stars” will be announced on September 13th.
Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy have been together for over a decade. So you think they would be out of the lust stage of their relationship? They are not. Far from it.
Yesterday, when the New Kid on the Block saw his wife’s commercial for SKIMS swim with Carmen Electra, all the blood from his big head rushed to his little head. It would not have been a problem had he been in bed. But he was on his treadmill. So he fell over backward.
Luckily, he didn’t land on his dick! So he was still able to have sex with his wife before he was rushed to the hospital for a concussion. At least I am assuming that is what happened.
Before he was a Hollywood actor, KEANU REEVES worked for CBC and did a news report on a Teddy Bear convention in 1984. pic.twitter.com/DsGoaodzEF
— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) July 5, 2023
Before Keanu Reeves was doing a historical history report in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, he was reporting on a Teddy Bear convention for CBC’s Going Great. The 19-year-old was lovable in that 1984 episode, it is no surprise he became the internet’s boyfriend.
